My Mother is a Fish

Married to my HS Sweetheart; Mama of Teens & a Toddler: HS English & Journalism teacher/ Yearbook Adviser

[ABC News @ABC]

Teen convinces nearly 60 students to wear same Hawaiian shirt in yearbook photo. https://t.co/evggG1H8dN

[Guy Norman Bee @guynormanbee]

Aloha! Teen Convinces Nearly 60 Students to Wear Same Hawaiian Shirt in Yearbook Photo https://t.co/9CiufefiFw via @GMA

[My Mother is a Fish @_erwallace]

Make it stop

[Mark Twain @TheMarkTwain]

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

[NYC Sights Sounds @NYCSightsSounds]

Janna Basler (@baslerjd) #bullies photog Tim Tai (@nonorganical) at Uof #Missouri / pic: haleerene53 #FreedomOfPress

[@mleonardmedia @mleonardmedia]

From @NYDailyNews #MelissaClick a few days before...#Mizzou

[CNN Tonight @CNNTonight]

“We stand squarely for the first amendment” #Mizzou Journalism School Dean David Kurpius on #MelissaClick incident https://t.co/lLKtynuRhb

[My Mother is a Fish @_erwallace]

Umm, While I'm sure it was painful for #RachelDolezal to confess to having white parents, (Shocker) her 15 minutes expired this summer.

[My Mother is a Fish @_erwallace]

VOTE for the #9MileWar! https://t.co/gQHwJTEmWz

[PascoCountyFB @PascoCountyFB]

Which one should be the Pasco County "Game of the Week"

[Yearbook Pasco @yearbook_pasco]

#PascoPirates please pray for Brandon Ray! He was in a car accident & in critical condition. #PirateNation

[Oceanic Preservation Society / OPS @OP_Society]

If #SeaWorld wants their new tanks, they'll have to stop breeding orcas #Blackfish #EmptyTheTanks

[Oceanic Preservation Society / OPS @OP_Society]

Join @Dolphin_Project @RichardOBarry TOMORROW in #London to protest 🐬 #DolphinProject #EmptyTheTanks

[My Mother is a Fish @_erwallace]

Me: Owls are nocturnal. They sleep in the day & are awake at night.
4 year old: So, we are Turnal.
Me: Yes 😍
#Logic

[My Mother is a Fish @_erwallace]

Controversial teacher evaluation method is on trial - literally - and the judge is not amused http://t.co/miemuC3tw8

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

17 graphs that will speak to you if you’re an introvert http://t.co/9h0rr52VzD

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

[in the grocery store]

3-year-old: Why do they do that?

Me: Do what?

3-year-old: Sell other foods that aren't pizza.

[My Mother is a Fish @_erwallace]

Having to text your teenager because they're in the next room. It's apparently sound proof.

[My Mother is a Fish @_erwallace]

Hefty | Mrs. Bush | #SaidNoSchoolEver https://t.co/TnSlzJAj2O via @YouTube