ᵉˢˢᵉⁿᵈⁱ ♡

Slim with a little sprinkle of darkness ✨

Aries❤️

[ᵉˢˢᵉⁿᵈⁱ ♡ @_essendii]

@Mwawasi__ App gani?

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

My leader 😂😂😂

[Wanjira Maina @LegisLady]

We haven’t grasped how deep the internal security crisis in the country is because we use words that mask its intensity, such as “goons” and “insecurity”.
So what if we called it what it is, “state-organized armed militia”, “state-funded terrorism”, “state-sponsored violence”?

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

Whole time that nigga prolly fighting a battle that he knows you aint even solid enough to express it to, but this yall brain now

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Women: “Nilipie okoa ya 150”

Him: “Sina sahii”

Women: “What a brokie”

[2 @ikilledtxlutoo]

my next side quest is to successfully woo a 40 year old woman that wants to enjoy my youth

[untamed yapper @jeremiahajayi_]

The effort required for casual sex doesn’t match its ROI.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

wasichana hukuacha on read on a random thursday unajua the boyfriend has started acting right

[Eggmaster @Eggmaster23]

How to give your villain a tragic backstory, and NOT making them sympathetic in the slightest.

[ᵉˢˢᵉⁿᵈⁱ ♡ @_essendii]

@xysist @Monty_Hasashi Waah😂

[slay @nemesis09066]

Me, when I use dark humour on the wrong person, now I'm getting lecture on human rights, racism and mental health💔

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

Me pretending to be okay with a situation that's clearly affecting me

[GenZDev @dev_gen88926]

mfs when they try to manage

> 9-5
> gym
> 10 hrs of sleep

all together:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

How Introverts stick to the only person they know at a party

[⚖️Preston @pr3stonK]

💀Clouds are not solid, You will land in Mwihoko. Proceed with caution

[rene.pdf (draft) @odanga_r]

What the fuck is a “SUMMER festival” in Kenya? A country on the Equator?

I want you people to use your brains.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[✰🇦🇷 @fortuneswago]

“if you won’t, another man will”

[Moh (25/26🏆) @_Mohkay]

Unatulia hivi unaskia asubuhi unaskia
"Kaa"
Mayai ya Kwanza
Kaa
Ya pili
Kaa
Ya tatu
Kaa ya nne and continuing

Surely waithera did you come to see me or my eggs?

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Nilalie bedsheet ziko na thread count ya 300 Halafu towel kuna ya anterior na posterior then mafuta kuna ya uso mikono,miguu, gikmakamago

Labda unitoe na bulldozer. Atamra kabisa.