Ethan Daniel Corbett

IG: @ethandanielcorbett

[Ethan Daniel Corbett @_ethancorbett]

Of course my first BeReal is from the toilet.

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@jondelarroz Your wife probably left the review after you beat her

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@LakeShowYo @NBA Who is Ryan Rollins? lol

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Red or Blue, we want the list of you know who. #EpsteinClientList

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@LakeShowYo The refs are the reason fans are upset.

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@LakeShowYo WELL DESERVED. That kid has GOT IT 🔥

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All the American non-warrior fans FINALLY get to see what it feels like have Steph Curry on your side ✨

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

STEPHEN. CURRY.

Night night 😴🏅

[Ethan Daniel Corbett @_ethancorbett]

Trump sounds like one of those extended Rick and Morty monologues where they spew nonsense for a bit too long 😂

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Honest question: what the hell is Trump even saying here this man is unfit to be president

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Celine Dion’s song in the opening ceremony at the Paris Olympics brought me to tears.

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Tip: switching to your VP is quicker than reloading your president

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Lebron James is the undisputed GOAT if USA wins Gold this year. You can’t deny it. At 39 years old, he is carrying a team of super stars.

[Ethan Daniel Corbett @_ethancorbett]

@zerochills What’s Scott gonna do about it? 😂

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If only conservatives were this fired up when it’s a third grade classroom instead of an ear…

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@KingJames is now officially the old guy at the local gym. He’s the only guy on @TeamUSA with his shirt FULLY TUCKED 😂

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@LakeShowYo Guys, points aren’t everything. The eye test is a much better indicator. He’s showing real promise on defense plus he barely got the ball to even make points. I swear haters didn’t even watch the game.

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@LakersLead It’s gonna be so cool seeing them play together

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Making two geriatric people debate in front of the entire country should be considered elder abuse

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@BronMuse When you realize the majority of Celtics championships was when there was like 5 teams and it wasn’t even called the NBA yet…

[Ethan Daniel Corbett @_ethancorbett]

I think we’d be better off putting both of them in a home and let them each think they are president.
We can even build two oval offices.
Great end of life treatment

[Ethan Daniel Corbett @_ethancorbett]

Beef jerky is just a cow raisin

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The only reason I think the Mavs coming back from 3-0 is even possible, is because they are playing the Boston Choke Artists