Ethan Dawson

Professional average guy. Average at everything not great at anything.

[Borderlands @Borderlands]

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[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

Penalties in a game this big should be illegal. Let them play. #WorldCup #ArgentinaVsFrance

[GEK✨ @GekGemu]

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[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

@MTashed You are JOKING

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

What a moment. Congrats Bobby Ryan hat trick first game back

[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

Stuck in a elevator. Cool.

[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

😂

[PAMA Hockey @PamaHockey]

Letter to Noah Dobson
#pamahockey #pamahockeystick #madeinfinland #NoahDobson #wjc2019

[The Tallest Man On Earth @tallestman]

Eau Claire tonight. 10 shows in 11 days. I’ve had so many great times here, let’s have a wonderful night together.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Doctors must hate Phil Kessel. They can't figure out how he skates with that frame. It's like being at a red light in your Lamborghini. Light turns green and the Ford Focus next to you just fuckin smokes you in a race. It's Phil, he's with your girl. He laughs right in your face.

[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

@heathernoswad 2

[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

@heathernoswad Pretty sure my set is in the basement #popcornfingerprints #fromyou

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

FLATS - anyone who disagrees is DEAD TO ME!!!

Drums versus flats is the ultimate chicken wing debate 🍗 https://t.co/kmoJGL9j7H

[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

@AWChurchill Yeah, I’m going to need one too

[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

😍😍😍👀👀👀 https://t.co/zjNID3HfXk

[NHL @NHL]

Quack. Quack.

They're back.

[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

99% humidity ... ok

[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

Yikes...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

To Iranian President Rouhani: NEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE ARE NO LONGER A COUNTRY THAT WILL STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!

[CBC Newfoundland and Labrador @CBCNL]

BREAKING | Smoke billowing from Kenmount Terrace area

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[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

@L0uSwimmin

[Ethan Dawson @_ethandawson]

“You know what... make it 2 Heineken!”