Ethan

hey

[Ethan @_ethander]

Wait so you’re telling me I shouldn’t go on methstreams on my work laptop?

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9:20 EST tip-off tonight has me in “old man yells at cloud” mode

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First day at the new crib, had to jump off the 2nd story deck because I locked myself on the porch. Good vibes from this place already

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Why do I get so sentimental about moving

Was in my kitchen earlier and genuinely was like “damn this is really my last bagel here”

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Can I bring beer through the self checkout at the grocery store or will I get arrested

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Never understood the smoking on thanksgiving thing. You wanna get high and then hang out with your grandma and MAGA uncle for 3 hours?

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@nickturani they’re stealing your business idea

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If O’Brien calls one more screen pass I might throw up

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How can you not be rooting for Colorado right now

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The masculine urge to do a flip into the pool

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Two days in a row running 5 miles. Some people have tossed around the David Goggins comparison but I see myself more like a Lance Armstrong

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So uh who is Mac gonna throw the ball to

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Insanely hungover in an airport. Send thoughts and prayers

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I can’t think of a worse existence than being a LinkedIn content creator

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I like to start every morning by drinking enough coffee to induce crippling anxiety. Really sets the tone for the rest of the day

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Me changing my license plates

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Just walked 18 in 2 hours and 47 minutes, AMA

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I can’t be the only one that thought Jay-Z was about to come out for Run This Town

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@BarstoolBigCat Automatic Stop on the cool throne

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@Patriots sup

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Report: Bengals WR Tee Higgins "could be traded" for a top draft pick if the team can't reach an extension with him and the money he's asking for is "outrageous", per @TheAtlantic

Higgins is entering the final year of his rookie contract, and went over 1,000 back to back seasons