Liz

[Liz @_eturner]

@Lifeof_AG01 ♥️♥️♥️

[Liz @_eturner]

Idk who need to hear this..

But Overstock merged with Bed, Bath, & Beyond so there is a 25% (reusable) coupon in-app ✨

[WE THE URBAN @WeTheUrban]

You deserve a life that doesn't require constant escape.

[Liz @_eturner]

Whew. Way to make me feel old 😭

[culture @notgwendalupe]

20 years ago, Frankie J and Baby Bash released 'Suga Suga' https://t.co/GJrqFBKDP9

[Liz @_eturner]

“I’m going to the gym today to try to clear some of this stress”

*Gets to gym*
*19 year old girls blood glucose bottoms out and she collapses on my lap*

I get no chill.

[Liz @_eturner]

Bae: “wait, you eat artichoke with butter?”

“Yeah. Or, with aioli?”

“I love to see that, it’s like how I enjoy lobster in butter. But, you, as a vegetarian, can enjoy it something in butter, too!”

😂😂😂

[don @mitxhelI]

This shit is beautiful

[Liz @_eturner]

🤍🤍🤍

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Sobbing

[Dr. Dream Girl🦋 @AimaMoh]

When I made this tweet about men not wanting to pay child support because they no longer love the mother, and by extension, their children, they called me a mad woman

Now according to statistics, guess what the biggest indicator for a man abandoning his child is, just guess🙃

[BEYONCÉ LEGION @BeyLegion]

DETAILS

[Liz @_eturner]

I love that my grown up relationship in life is, “I’m bout to call my brother.”, instead of playing with sometimesy ass friends.

And he always picks up, rain, hail, sleet, snow or him being on his bike ♥️

[Liz @_eturner]

@DB2K23 Louisville

[Liz @_eturner]

Whew. I miss home, I miss my family, I miss, I miss California

[Liz @_eturner]

Cackling at the fact that o have 10 whole plants

..in my kitchen.

[Liz @_eturner]

“American Commune” on Prime.

Their existence, A1 🤌🏼

[Liz @_eturner]

Watching a doc on a commune that came together in SF in the ‘70s and moved to Nashville. They were vegetarian, lived on “The Farm”, prayed, procreated, tripped, made their own soy milk and rode horses bare back. They were a fully self sufficient community.

I love their lives 🥹

[Liz @_eturner]

Ofc the FBI kicked in the door 🙄

“Risk to national security”
FOH.

[Liz @_eturner]

My man is off to Master Leaders Course, kids are going to visit family and I am not working.

Not sure if I’ll lose my mind or have to best two weeks of my adult life. No cleaning, no cooking, no refereeing the kids. Just me, the cats, my plants and prob a lot of alcohol 💃🏻