Mr. Horfus

I've seen a horse before.

[Mr. Horfus @_eusabius]

@DeptofWar You guys are fucking Muppets

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Anybody who abuses law enforcement with cold cuts should be prosciuttoed

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

a bear broke into a house but ran into a lil dude ‘Scout’, a Pomeranian with an attitude

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

DEAN: What's the tariff on bananas?

LUTNICK: Generally 10%

DEAN: Walmart has already increased the cost of bananas by 8%

LUTNICK: If you build in America, there is no tariff

DEAN: We cannot build bananas in America

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Wait the whole "trans mice" thing was because Trump didn't know what transgenic means in regards to cancer research on mice???

[Ukraine / Україна @Ukraine]

defending freedom and not going anywhere.

thank you to everyone who is standing with us.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

Just wanted to say that Trump is a traitorous, Putin-loving dipshit!
Goes double for Elon!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

James Earl Jones has died at 93

https://t.co/073gKwp0mP

[Lansing Facts 🫒 @LansingMIFacts]

we have been informed that MDOT and the road commission just had a meeting to make sure all the roads you - just you specifically - drive on are under construction

[Steven Donziger @SDonziger]

BREAKING: Hundreds of Columbia students and faculty have streamed in to the center of campus to protect pro-Palestinian student protesters after the administration threatened to suspend anyone who did not vacate the area by 2 pm. Faculty are blockading the entrance to the camp.👊

[Alex Plitsas 🇺🇸 @alexplitsas]

‘U.S. Marine vet in Ukraine repulsed Russian attack in final moments: Graham Dale is among more than 30 US military vets who have died in Ukraine, and at least the 10th Marine Corps veteran.’ https://t.co/xo87ZcuezH

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Henry Kissinger, War Criminal Beloved by America’s Ruling Class, Finally Dies

More: https://t.co/6kaj57PyIQ

https://t.co/6kaj57PyIQ

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blacked out, facedown in the driveway. My wife is crying, begging me to come inside & sing Happy Birthday to my son. “Please just reverse the Rav4” I whisper into the concrete.

[Mr. Horfus @_eusabius]

@thedubrebellion Anything by Flux Pavillion back in the day.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Ivanna Sakhno behind the scenes of #Ahsoka 🚬

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

therapist: name a time when you were happy?

me:

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Republican Ray Holmberg, North Dakota’s longest serving state senator, has been indicted on federal child porn charges.

The feds have evidence he traveled to Prague with the intention of raping a minor. https://t.co/uxdxXOTDCo

[Hard Drive @HardDriveMag]

BREAKING: Shadow The Hedgehog Has Died During Childbirth https://t.co/74AKKyFTiS