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24 CALI L I V I N

[Big Nasty @TheBigNasty_]

how about 5 inches and normal. how about employed with an unimpressive job. how about mediocre finances and a distant relationship with family.

[Colonel Keezner @Colonel_Keez]

If I showed you the women I've fumbled, you'd take me out back and shoot me in the head

[Doubt @LILDOUBT1]

When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!

[conejita 🐇 @plsmeowtome]

i need a beer with my friends

[☯️ @FLACKO444]

i hope my wife is batshit crazy them.

[gazer @christianswrld]

She said she was gone suck me out my sleep and never did I’m still mad about that shit

[Folly👄 @wtffolly_]

He runs a strict program 😭😭

[EV @_ev__]

@OnlyAnnika_ As a salesperson, we want it to be faster too. The faster I’m done with you the more people I can attend but customers wanna hassle for hours.

[Md @upset]

if they deadass put me in ima friendly fire my whole platoon

[mari. @krla97s]

top melhores sensações: sentir as mãos de uma mulher te alisando

[: @_dxllz7]

finally accepting the fact that im gon be single for a very long time

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

made peace w the fact that I will not be dating again for a long time

[⚜️ @SupremeboyJu]

i do not feel like finding a new hoe damn

[ian🕷️ @ianwontmiss_]

If you ever see me with a woman just know she doesn't stress me out.. I give up on women very easily

[Feelings ღ @breefeelingmsgs]

when i’m talking to someone and notice they never ask me any questions

[.dwgo🇹🇷🇦🇷 @davidswagoo]

i’m a man, i’ll be fine.

[Moiz Khan @moizgetalife]

Fall in love with an avoidant

[Stax 🍞 @staxxuchiha]

No noise november, everybody stfu next month