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That's life I guess. 3 meals a day and funny moments like this. | CLE |

[Habeas Corpus Linguistics @HabCorpLinguist]

Someone should invent a version of Outlook that can search for emails and find them.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

The Guardians when it comes to employing the greatest defensive catchers ever that swing a pool noodle

[Umpire Auditor @UmpireAuditor]

Umpires missed 4,678 calls in April and 875 were overturned by ABS challenge.

These were the 10 worst called strikeouts.

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Cleveland Guardians are calling up former No. 1 overall pick Travis Bazzana, sources tell ESPN. Bazzana, 23, hit .287/.422/.511 in 24 Triple-A games this season and will take over at second base for a Guardians team that's a half-game back of first in the AL Central.

[Umpire Auditor @UmpireAuditor]

In a tie game in the 9th, umpire John Bacon called a strike to Rob Refsnyder that missed outside by 2.71 inches. Then, he tried to call him out on a pitch that missed by 5.97 inches.

This was the largest miss on a called strikeout this season.

Refsnyder challenged and the call was overturned.

A few pitches later, he hit a home run to give the Mariners the 3-2 lead they won by.

[EVAN @_evanchokan_]

So, like, separation of church and state?

[Acyn @Acyn]

Vance: I certainly think that in some cases it would be best for the Vatican to stick to matters of morality, to stick to matters of what going on in the Catholic Church and let the President to dictating American public policy

[EVAN @_evanchokan_]

@peterrhague It sounds like nonsense now, hope this helps!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump is taking a somewhat unique approach in his quest for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

DO YOU WANT TO BE THE NEW ATTORNEY GENERAL

[Jacob P.M.🌔 @JacobBSpeaks]

Show this to anyone that says they dislike the ABS system 🥀

[Chris Moneymaker @B1GPledge]

Tiger rocking the binder money clip at his net worth is peak #humblegoat

[EVAN @_evanchokan_]

Has there ever in history been a better example of reading the writing on the wall than Angel Hernandez retiring pre-ABS?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: US Army has changed the max enlistment age from 34 to 42.

[EVAN @_evanchokan_]

Twitter is seeming funny again lately, recession indicator

[Zhao DaShuai 东北进修🇨🇳 Commentary @zhao_dashuai]

Marco Rubio, following orders to manually clear naval mines from the Strait of Hormuz.

[hunter @3gpmh]

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

[Niz @NizMhani]

🚨BREAKING:

The "Board of Peace" launches its first war....

[Andrew Mason @MaseDenver]

I almost wish Angel Hernandez was still umpiring so he could experience this

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes