johnny cash

evil genius, america’s sweetheart

[johnny cash @_evaparisi]

feel like shit wish i could just be back in the pumpkin patch

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@ggandhiNHL @Capitals @TomGulittiNHL MARKED!!! oh we’re so back

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horror movie from the perspective of a taylor swift-esque pop star called parasocial activity

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rip johnny cash you would’ve loved zyns

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men used to go to war

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@ggandhiNHL @pogicedes @kuzynator i can’t believe we ever doubted her

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they should invent parking that’s easy to find

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like i SAID

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taylor swift is our generations joni mitchell send tweet

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i wish they would let you go to the airport like just to hang out

[johnny cash @_evaparisi]

the dalai lama should have a blog called the daily lama

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@apworhb did u tweet this while waiting for me to get ready 🤣

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@ggandhiNHL what is this, football ??

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2 things can be true

[Gale Na @poisonjr]

most of the people in the world think johnny cash is a huge badass and all of his sonmgs are like "i am so so scared"

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opening myfitnesspal and logging one cigarette

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@__danasaur @laurennalexiss1 good lord

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instagrams hacked :/

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@laurennalexiss1 omg. i think they sent that to literally every single person that follows me

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@ggandhiNHL totally. i feel way bad for being ungrateful

[helena riley @freshhel]

The most manipulative women dress like frog an toad

[johnny cash @_evaparisi]

mad respect to whoever invented dishwashers bc how did they know how to do that

[James @CaucasianJames]

bro apologize to her...it’s almost her birthday month