Brooke

I’m probably mean muggin you but honestly I can’t help it, my face is stuck like this. Sorry.

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

Goooooooooodmornin’

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

~Gets a like on twitter.
~realizes it’s full of typos, has to delete.

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

My playlist goes from Drivers License to Mo City Don real quick.

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

WHAT A DAY 🤯

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

When it snowed Sunday, and it’s still on the ground Wednesday, and you live in Texas.

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

Gotta be freshly sog-crunch-ish every bite 🥴

[Blegh @deathgasmic]

if anyone sees this if you could just spread the word that would be amazing
My family home burned down during the snow storm here in Texas and if anyone wants to help(no pressure!!) that would mean the world to me and my family. Cashapp is $deathgasmic

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

Houston suburbs just had a different vibe and I miss it. 😔

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

Wonderful night for a walk with my baby girl, hopefully she'll mellow out. Poor baby doesn't feel well. 😢

[Dalton Dishon @ddish04]

bro i thought the world was supposed to end in 2012, what am i still doing here smh

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

Curbside grocery changed my life.

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

@kennedy_t Hoping it’s where I go when I die lolol

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

@kennedy_t Lucid dreaming! I can do it too, I’ve built a little life in my dreams. It’s weird af. Not even gonna lie 😅😅

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

Is there even an official winner yet? #Election2020

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

Buying an eu boom just to throw it over my neighbors fence at 3am to blare goat screams if they let their damn dogs out to holler all night again. Stg.

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

McGangbang w/ chic-fil-a sauce.
Try it.
You’re welcome.

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

Don’t have a bad day, watch this video instead. https://t.co/8JUFuAdQc7

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

What if civilization just keeps relapsing on technology. Explains the pyramids. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

#Elecciones2020

[Brooke @_evelynbrooke]

Who knew our by the door key holders,would turn into by the door mask holders in 2020.