Evie

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

This is all I truly want. I yearn for this life.

[Adrian Antonioli @AdrianAntonioli]

Please sit with this image

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

why does he talk like benoit blanc

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

wtf

[worm @somethinglovely]

gn

[ijbelette @urhopelesshair]

john lennon waking up after buttcrack surgery: where's yoko

buttcrack surgeon: who do you think gave you the buttcrack

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

who remembers this scandal

[Mera @mera_angelgirl]

literally every time I take a sip of a Diet Coke I’m speechless for a moment

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

first day of autumn, it’s her day https://t.co/GXphrlxImD

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

mfs used to play hide n seek and be like “bro i’m not even playing” after getting caught like bro tf is u doing under the car then

[wilf @friendlykitties]

you’re in her DMs; i’m boarding Northwest Orient Airlines Flight 305, from Portland to Seattle on the afternoon of November 24, 1971. i’m taking seat 18C and ordering a bourbon and soda. i am passing the stewardess a handwritten note.

[Rohail 🇵🇰 @someduudee]

5 year old me at the zoo: