Evan Johnson

god said let there be light, on the day I was born

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

I want a thread of happy memories of Alex, reply to this tweet with your favorite video/pictures/memory of her.

[Travis McElroy (Self Parody) @travismcelroy]

I think my favorite part of every flight is during take off when the pilot screams “Bend to my will metal sky bird and take us to the big blueness!” and all the passengers chant “Sky bird! Sky bird!” To convince the plane to take off.

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@22mford Have a nice day

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@22mford Thank you

[Desert Vista Athletics @theDVway]

Thunder Nation is in mourning. Our beloved Jim Snow the Snowman passed away yesterday unexpectedly while at work. He did so much for our campus. He will be missed by all. Go Thunder! 😥😥😥 @DVHS_TUHSD @TUHSD_News

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@0718trish @Lowes @Lowes you guys better fix this carpet soon! Don’t mess with Trish!!

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@dowell_marshall If you got a problem with the suns you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

Haven’t gotten my hopes up as a suns fan in a while. This is a weird feeling

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

Pour my heart out on the floor and now it’s leaking

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@just_inw @CarisLeVert @RealTJohnson We believe in you Tyler

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

I’m a die hard nets fan today, get it done @CarisLeVert

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

Possession possesses so many s’s

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@GunTurtle @dannolan “I can just stomp on the 10,000* rats and I’ll be fine” good luck man

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@Harderparker2 Just @ me next time :/

[Soledad O'Brien @soledadobrien]

The surgeon who wore a mask for six hours to reconstruct my knee thinks maybe you’re lying and also a drama queen.

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@SamHaggard86 @TheHoopCentral *Any suns pick in the last decade besides d-book

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@myagracee @_alexwakefield There must be some sort of mistake; you’ve had over 2 weeks to delete this tweet and yet it’s still here.

[Evan Johnson @_evjohn]

@aasheeni I can’t believe that’s real