Exco Levi

“Haters, I'm not girth-able”

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Pesa kidogo mshahama Nairobi mnaingia msituni kuishi na wanyama

Kazi ni kujenga basic brick/wooden structures, ku'install solar na kutega maji ya mvua

Chakula ni kufuga kuku, bata, na kupanda vegetables

I respect y'all for chosing quality of life away from this chaotic city.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

You listen to Malebo and you realize Munishi was just in Malebo's business

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Watu wana survive on less than $2 a day una expect wa develop emotional connection na Bosco saa ngapi haha

[savo @Savo_ke]

Kuomba pesa hukuaga so humbling maan...nawaombea kila mtu ashike kichele ya maana.

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Back in my day, we used to give ourselves holidays.

[Droid @droid254]

Eldoret people with one kidney are on TV advising young people not to demonstrate

[Eric Njiru ⚽️ @EricNjiiru]

There's an Arsenal fan who couldn't catch it 😆

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

A mob attacks and beats up someone while Kenyan police nearby watch and do nothing.

Why do goons appear to be operating alongside uniformed officers?

[ALLAN NYASH @AllanNyash]

Now I understand why some people huishi life solo lone wolf , hakuna kuongea na majirani , hakuna kuchill na maninja , hakuna social life whatsoever Man heat map yake ni Job , shop , gym , wines ,ocha repeat

[𐌀𐌍𐌕Ꝋ𐋅 @AntohSZN]

Kujituma is not directly proportional to kutoka block.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Mkiomba kazi pia mwombe the grace to navigate the clusterfuck that is many workplaces

[ℙ𝕒𝕦𝕝𝕠 @iam_ThePaulo]

I hate poverty porn. These people are not hardworking. These people are suffering!

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

I was today years old when I learnt that the Sportpesa cofounder and CEO Karauri is a son of former Tigania MP, Adams Karauri.
Enyewe hii Kenya kuanzia zero or negative to make it utapigana hadi na shetani na ukishinda malaika akuvunje mguu.

[#24hrs @stackyungin]

I gotta get this money , no one coming to save me

[Limo @Limorio_]

What if Kenya holds a world cup?

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

What's that one incident that made you realise you're old😂😂

[PL CHAMPIONS 👑 @_leahkariuki]

Jimmy Gait really wanted to go to someone's office without an appointment simply because they were from the same village

[Jamal Cartman @doclewisville]

I.D ikipotea unakaa na police abstract mpaka ile siku utashinda jackpot

[𐌀𐌍𐌕Ꝋ𐋅 @AntohSZN]

Most men ufika tu stage flani wanaacha kukuwa manhoe na sii eti juu they become a better man, no! Ni eti these beeches are not worthy of the chase. Wako na standards za kipuzi. Energy ya kuwa na wawili utatoa wapi?

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Poverty ni kitu mbaya sana.. Do everything within your powers not to stay poor all your life.. Because the disrespect, the suffering and the despise that comes with it is humiliating.. Saka doh mamen..