BroccoliGurrrl97

Welcome to the me. They/she. Bi. Upset. Snap: IG: _faceparty_what Venmo: vanthony-anelli

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

I love them both but they’re are different children

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Let’s stop calling emo music punk please I am begging

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

Having days this bad really puts in perspective that you don’t have the same comfort in others you offer them

[nani 🌸 @nanijordaaan]

i love this

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

@afrootmachine WHO WAS THIS LMAO

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

On you third threesome you should get a free sandwich. IM JUST SAYING. God knows and she should give you a sammie for it.

[what is a god compared to a cowboy ? @afrootmachine]

I love it when pretty girls are weird asf. Like, get over here u cute lil gremlin

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

Liz really with full confidence told me she brushed her teeth with soap because “soap and toothpaste are essentially the same thing” BITCH WHAT???

[lanie @melatoninlau]

western cultures believe we must be alive for a purpose. to work, to make money. some indigenous cultures believe we're alive just as nature is alive: to be here, to be beautiful & strange. we don't need to achieve anything to be valid in our humanness.

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

Dustin: “I put a lot of cinnamon in this hot cocoa”
*takes gulp*
Dustin: “This isn’t cinnamon… this is cayenne pepper”

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

At some point I will get off the toilet and move into the shower

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It is so crazy that when I say “I don’t watch euphoria because a lot of it will be triggering” people will literally come back with “but it’s really good you should try” …HUNNY the cheer competition makeup is not enough for me to be sent back to my trauma on a Wednesday night

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

I had a romantic dream about a hot German dude I see on the internet sometimes and we were so cute and did cute winter activities together and then I woke up and had to go to work and I will never recover from how single I am right now

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

I really have become someone young me would think is cool as fuck

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

Constantly pissed that I have to carry my own jacket and ruin my outift

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

@afrootmachine I think you’ve watched too much Christian rap

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

“Send me photo of your date”
“I don’t have a photo we met irl”
“Oh how cheugy”

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

Downtown convenience store clerks will never fail to hit on you in the most hostile and slimy of ways

[BroccoliGurrrl97 @_faceparty_what]

I love putting so much effort into things no one gives a shit about 🥰