Shwayze

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[Shwayze @_famnsoldat]

How else was she gonna do it? Standing? https://t.co/9gtVLQ09Xj

[Reign and Water @ReignandWater]

Anybody else’s mum used to do their hair in this position? 😭

[Shwayze @_famnsoldat]

I’m glad I captured 2025 in photographs. I couldn’t remember all the amazing things I did

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

if you like skinnier girls, get yourself a skinny girl. if you like thicker girls, get yourself a thick girl. you’re entitled to your preferences. but what you’re not gonna do is date a girl who’s not your type and make her feel inferior to other girls.

[Shwayze @_famnsoldat]

Imagine going for a trip and your stylist chops off 6 inches unnecessarily…bruh I’ve been crashing out for days

[Shibo @shiboness]

Not everyone can be the throat goat lady, give us the fucking meds

[Mageba @Mageba_____]

I don’t believe in forgiveness.

[Miss k💕 @Thekay_yy]

The concept of a private story being an only fans substitute is actually crazy, godforbid i just wanna show people cool things about me😕

[silo @sabinethegem]

please watch this 💌

[Ms. Sn@cks @HenriettaSnacks]

Finding out he is not the owner of the establishment knocked all the wind out of my sails. 😔

[Hottie with a Heart 💁🏾‍♀️❤️‍🔥 @parttimemenace]

** white-water rafting

[michael @michaelbb28]

too many words on slides, no eye contact with audience, just reading from the powerpoint, volume too low, etc.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Nobody ever says no shit like this in real life.

[🌸💕 @BasedMistress_]

They don’t want Klay, they want Megan’s man

[sweetest @BeyondBeautiful]

She be lying so bad

[Jenni @hashjenni]

never ask a friend about the parent they barely mention or talk about

[Austine @theereal_one]

Very unnecessary 😭

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

elite hoe scaring activity

[fn @slimetuzz]

Cannot overstate how much you shouldn’t be bouncing on anything after all of that

[🇵🇸 @midosommar]

If someone did this to me at a restaurant I would kill myself in front of them

[Shwayze @_famnsoldat]

The grim reaper has been trying to take me out for a while now

[𝗞lark @KnightClawk]

I’ll tip my hat to em on the way out