Christine

I've been eating poetry.

[Christine @_fattic]

Sitting in theatre 8 watching Challengers for the 10th time and Erich just delivered me a large Dr. Pepper and my undeserved life of luxury continues

[Christine @_fattic]

Sitting in theatre 9 watching Fast and Furious, and Evan just delivered me McDonald’s and a bottle of Pepsi blue…I don’t deserve this life of luxury

[Christine @_fattic]

@itsBayleyWWE I’m sorry is that a framed picture of Whitney Houston on the windowsill? GodDAMN I love paramore

[Christine @_fattic]

@_ourchoices @SaeedDiCaprio Would you have laid down next to that hole with one foot hanging down y/n

[Christine @_fattic]

Drunk ordering Universal Halloween horror nights tickets is exactly how you should always picture me

[Christine @_fattic]

Yeah, I’m religious. I believe in the holy trinity.

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

Yeah, I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity

[Christine @_fattic]

The jersey shore family welcoming @SammiSweetheart back into the crew with open arms is the feel good moment of the century. I could die 🥹

[Christine @_fattic]

@TabascoJones69 There’s a big ass inflatable dog head on stage, I legit thought of puppy smooth 🤣

[Christine @_fattic]

Drinking cheep beers at Fenway watching fall out boy with my favorite people. 14 year old me would be proud

[Christine @_fattic]

@wrestlelamia @xoemilyjean

[t. @lighttmylove]

episode 6 of the bear

[Christine @_fattic]

@n_cromi Aka goofs

[Christine @_fattic]

@n_cromi You’re welcome, I’m here for all the goods and gaffs of your life

[Christine @_fattic]

@n_cromi Come see a movie I’ll bake you a pretzel

[Christine @_fattic]

@hulu @EvaLongoria @carainthesky

[culture @notgwendalupe]

whitney houston not having it with diane sawyer. at least 30 gifs came out of this interview

[Christine @_fattic]

Playoff bruins make me wanna smash my head through a wall

[Christine @_fattic]

@MelissaRWNO Been sitting here like a clown for 45 minutes now

[Christine @_fattic]

I just called my mom, who answered “I’m at a concert I can’t hear you” and hung up on me. If I don’t end up at a concert at 64 years old on a Monday night then I don’t wanna be around anymore

[Christine @_fattic]

Someone tell me why the situation is out here lookin like the rock via 1999 😂 #JSFamilyVacation @ItsTheSituation @JerseyShore

[Christine @_fattic]

@HoelkerSamuel I remember seeing their name on the back of my NOW 1 cd and I was like what the hell is a cherry poppin daddy