Dave ⌖

• Lamine Yamal fan •

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

Saying Ronaldo is better than Mess is blasphemy 😭

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

Define peak fooling?

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

Why did I just thought it was @Trey buying a football club at some point?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Rayados de Monterrey and Anthony Martial have agreed on contract termination.

Martial is now a FREE AGENT, following his career in the Mexican league. 🇲🇽

— @FabrizioRomano

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

@theMadridZone @FabrizioRomano Okay

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

We have congratulated other teams for the past 11 years bro 😭

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Congratulations to PSG on winning the UEFA Champions League, and to Luis Enrique on adding another title to his list of achievements.

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

@TouchlineX Which history

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

@ChampionsLeague Fuck

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

@ReshadRahman @FabrizioRomano Fast

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

How is Messi left out of the world cup bro???

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 OFFICIAL: Argentina World Cup squad! 🌎🇦🇷

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

@FabrizioRomano @grok how come Barcelona have so much money to sign players like before?

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

So Fabrizio uses ChatGPT to even generate his write up?
If you think I’m lying check the M dash 😭

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔵🔴 Barcelona are preparing first official bid for Julián Álvarez, to be sent soon — and without any players included.

Julián informed Atléti of desire to leave after rejecting a new deal months ago.

❗️ After direct meeting with agent & intermediaries, Barça will send a bid.

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

People updating we are champions on their bio and you have Bruno Fernandez helped us write this is insane bro 😭💔

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

People updating we are champions on their bio and you have Bruno Fernandez helped us write this is insane bro 😭💔

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

New bio...

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

Bro are those tears real?

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Pep Guardiola is in tears as Bernardo Silva leaves the pitch in tears.

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

Watch Declan Rice make this tweet useless in the history of FT

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

Watch Declan Rice make this tweet useless in the history of FT

[Central @WestHam_Central]

WATCH: Declan Rice’s first and last ever trophy won as a professional player.

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

@Arsenal You tried
Congratulations

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

This Aston Villa and Liverpool match is giving me the Covid Era vibes bro 😂

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

@theberneese Could be today Bernice

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

The fact that there is zero penalty goals is crazy man

[Manchester City @ManCity]

💯 Premier League goal involvements! 💫

@PhilFoden 🩵

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

This Phil Foden back heel pass is bigger than a certain old man at United all time assist 😭

[Tekkers Foot @tekkersfoot]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ANTOINE SEMENYO OPENS THE SCORING FOR MANCHESTER CITY! WHAT A FANTASTIC ASSIST FROM PHIL FODEN!

Manchester City 1-0 Crystal Palace.

https://t.co/Uw8pJnLwup

[Dave ⌖ @_fcbdave]

Yo you literally made Madrid Xtra get a banger within 4 hours? 🫪🫪