Felicia

I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots & I have touched glitter in the last 24 hours.

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@abc13houston Hearing there's an active shooter at Ben Taub right now

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@Cigna Just wanted to take the time to say that you have the best customer service. I have yet to talk to an associate who doesn’t bend over backwards to help me. Thank you guys 😊

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@childrensplace The store @ Pearland Town Center looks worse than a yard sale! #unshoppable

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@Kroger Not to mention, the cashier didn’t even make eye contact or say a word to me.

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@kroger It’s so awesome working a 12 hour nursing shift and then having to bag $275 worth of groceries because there’s only 1 bagger in the entire store...

[AJ @ImAJBro]

Can we use your church as a shelter?

Joel Osteen:

[Nate Lerner @NathanLerner]

At this rate - by November the White House staff will just be Trump and Bannon sitting in a room together yelling at the TV.

[Matt Drange @mattdrange]

The best part of this @NewYorker cartoon is that it was published *on Wednesday*

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

Has any administration had a higher turnover than Trump's? #Impeachhimalready

[The Oatmeal @Oatmeal]

I love it when you're texting someone and you accidentally hit the emoji button and you're suddenly typing out fruit and bears and shit.

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

My first thought upon waking every day since November 8: "WTF did the cheeto do today??" #NotMyPresident

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

My hair hasn’t been this crispy since the 90′s

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

When you go to a new hairstylist and they whip out Bedhead products, RUN! #lifelessons

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@ChicagoHawkey oh crap sorry! I changed my #. I’ll DM ya the new one :)

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@pattip0727 Aunt Patti thank you so much for the graduation gift!! 😘😘😘💜💜💜

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@bareftbch815 @JoannaInTexas @shoewhoreninja yay!! I can’t wait!

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@ChicagoHawkey yeah I was surprised at how much politics there is in nursing

[Felicia @_fefe3_]

@ChicagoHawkey no, but it’s even harder to get a job out of state. Nobody wants to take the gamble on new nurses.