all tis no rizz 🔻

if you’re reading this i hate you

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

how i sleep knowing people hate me on this app

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

i’m totally sane and can be trusted with power tools

[wren @NotTheWoz_]

It is okay to be gay.

It is okay to be trans.

It is okay to be Black.

It is not okay to be a Golden Knights fan, I hate all of you.

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

@sumhatestwitt3r honestly some great team names here

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@222urnstile me @ my coworkers in the lunch room watching videos on full volume

[official doctor jeep fanpage @222urnstile]

if you listen to shit on your phone in doctors/dentist office/hospital waiting rooms without using headphones i think you should be shot and killed

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

everything about this play is beautiful, the ghost no look pass, the ehlers jump to sell the shot, and the absolute PISSMISSLE from jarvis

[Walt Ruff @WaltRuff]

Seth Jarvis is the Game 2 hero! 👏

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

some of us can actually drive and know how to reverse park, don’t put your insecurity about being unable to do basic things on us buddy

[Prieur du Plessis @prieurdp]

Why do people reverse into parking spaces?

At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.

It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

NHL fans in Indianapolis have no broadcaster audio for Game 1 of the Stanely Cup Final. Here's how the first goal sounded on WRTV with only the in-arena sound.

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

@lizardhour it was probably the funniest birthday gift i’ve ever gotten tbh

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

@Rattrix everything about how he plays is like top-5 in the league but he just can’t stay healthy :(

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

Thatcher Demko and i’ll die on this hill

i’ll also accept Pavel Bure

[HAWK @HawkEmDownChris]

You can’t say Derrick Rose. Name an athlete you wish had a fully healthy career.

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

@hotsauceheaux legit so stoked we got these ones in canada because i’m gonna mangle them until they’re gone

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arguably one of the worst responses i’ve seen to a member being outed as a creep

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@whts4dessert for the record i am absolutely pro 21+ shows and anyone against it is kinda silly

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

you can legit tell the age demographic of people just by their gripes about concerts and i think that’s so sick

[black parsee ⚢ @iheartguap]

if you go out of your way to advocate for 18+ and 21+ shows you dont deserve to be apart of any music scene

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The Hurricanes are four wins away from Seth Jarvis filling the Stanley Cup with white Monster and Nerds gummy clusters

[all tis no rizz 🔻 @_fetusfilets_]

@realdeJennhours i’ll wear a toque in what you call 90 degree weather because i like the thing dammit

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@lord240p insanely stacked lineup and there’s nothing near me