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[Alice @AliceBunnyland2]

Death defying climb to hang a banner about the power of love and then proposing is the kind of love nonchalant culture wants you to believe is dead

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

[trash jones @jzux]

phones should have a “please disturb” setting that sends an alert to all my friends that I want attention

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

If we go on vacation, my first rule is we are NOT eating at restaurants we already have back home.

[` @schiz04renic]

then i realized…many relationships only exist because the woman is silently tolerating a whole bunch of bullshit

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

This is a MASSIVE win for the entire country. Good riddance.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Toronto fucking insane

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Toronto lets fuckin gooo Canada

[Nem @Nemzsi]

“yeah i know a spot” takes you into my arms under a soft blanket

[anette @criminalblinds]

I have been a Honey stan since day one and I want it known

[ׅ❦ @cursdpanda]

an ibuprofen vape would go crazy af

[Dancing through the lightning strikes @Miss_AshG]

. @taylorswift13 I promise I’ll behave for the rest of the year if you give us 1 wedding dress pic and a 15 second clip of Travis crying during the wedding vows

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

i use “fuck” so casually i forget some people find it aggressive and offensive lol oops

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

Class action immediately

[🌺 @Slayota]

i love a debrief

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

I love when kitties clean between their toe beans and get their teeth all in there like nehnehnehnehn.

[Joe McBob @MrJoeMcBob]

Funny how when everyone wants to run every one of Taylor's personal interactions through a political calculator, they seem to forget that one of her closest friends is Palestinian.

[𝓂arinette @lambliet]

lesbian app called eattheboxd