Gloria Pritchett

... I don’t jump to put my jeans on. 🧚

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

That’s his business, he’ll call the coworker & both of us will drive to her house & collect the hamper back.

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

If you carry a package full of YSL makeup and give it to another woman out of the goodness of your heart, you’ll move in with her.

[Lyn🦋 @_ayandamay]

If a woman is buying her own flowers it means
1. She has money to buy flowers.

2. She is aware that when she wants something she has the capability to obtain it on her own.

Neither of those things are sad.

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

We might want to deny this but if your in-laws don’t respect you,

Your husband has a hand in it.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

One thing I’ve realized is that when you're a lil too understanding, people become a lil too inconsiderate of you.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

the way being pregnant feels i don’t see how ppl have 6,9,11,13 kids

[Chinàzaēkpērē Chukwu @ChuGailx]

As someone with much older friends, you will meet men and women who would be fond of you for no sexual reason whatsoever. They’ll be generous. They’ll buy you gifts. And they’ll want nothing in return.

It’s more common than you think.

[UG🇫🇷 @UgwunnaEjikem]

Who married the ladies that were smoking, drinking & partying in the 70s, 80s & 90s?

[A...R...I...Z...O...N...A @_MzJayde]

I think one financial mistakes I am always guilty of is making braids

Braids have almost zero or no ROI, you can’t use the expensive attachment again .

Just straight up spend the money, look cute and put everything in the bin after 3 weeks 😤

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

One day gents you must understand that women are reciprocators, not initiators. They step AFTER y’all step. You lead, they FOLLOW. Idk how else to explain this but it’s really SO simple.
🤦🏽‍♂️

[Jade Osiberu @jadeosiberu]

I know a number of people who didn’t marry their “spec” but are in the healthiest marriages I know. Their spec was typically whatever was culturally deemed to be at the apex of the attractiveness pyramid when they were growing up. For a lot of guys in my generation, it was the music video “vixens” from the late 90s/early 2000s Hip & R&B music videos with ‘coke bottle figures’ and or light skinned eurocentric features. When it’s time to find a partner for the very serious endeavor of sharing a life with, that “spec” is simply inadequate as a measure of compatibility and that’s understandable. The foolishness though is communicating it as though their partner somehow didn’t measure up to their “spec” instead of simply admitting that the idea of their spec was stupid all along and a young boy’s lack of wisdom of what makes a good life partner.

Communicating publicly or even privately to your partner that they weren’t your spec to begin with may seem harmless, after-all you’re just being honest. But subconsciously, it’s an ego trip for you who “settled” and for your the partner, it’s a chip they will always carry on their shoulder that to you, they aren’t quite enough. They’re missing something you had always longed for, so much so that you still consider it to be your “spec”. It’s an unnecessary mind fuck and a cruel thing to say about somebody who is sharing a life with you. No matter how flowery you are with the compliments that come after. You’ve already knocked them down several pegs.

If the point is to say your spec changed then talk about the stupidity of having a spec to begin with. Because I’ve never heard anyone in these situations talk about character attributes being their spec, it’s always superficial stuff. Or speak about how meeting your partner opened your eyes to what true beauty is. Speak in ways that elevate and affirm your partner.

[ოɑ𝗋ɣ♎💜 @ugo_nna98]

Nigerians should normalize walking out of the congregation when their pastor starts preaching rubbish

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

I really dislike the concept of “we experience people differently” because what have I done for you to be horrible to me but kind to the next person?? 😭

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self acceptance.

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Always have a backup plan for any plan that requires another human to execute

[ramsey noah @NautyWav]

Tbh yea
That sign before the costal road is the most narcissistic shit I’ve seen all my life

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

The happiness I get when I see women driving big machines 🥹

[Tone 777 @7oneLaflare]

Moving gotta be top 2 worst adult responsibilities ever

[Johan. @johramga]

Mi problema es que tengo 1 fuente de ingresos y 15 fuentes de gastos.

[BIGSAM :) @badghel_sam]

Getting my number is kinda easy, but now who will you chat to? 😭