flemington

stay up, stay woke, stay blessed

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[flemington @_flemington_]

still don’t understand how bc he was embarrassing as hell

[Love Island Crave @luvislandcrave]

Alex and Olivia Bowen are still Love Island UK’s longest-lasting couple, after meeting on Season 2 in 2016.

[KT @cranberrysace]

this happened to me in real life

[Ash @theashrb]

Well Keir Starmer is selling my medical records to Palantir so arrest him too 🤷🏾‍♂️

[flemington @_flemington_]

when people at work talk about how bad the weather is right now for june and i have to tense every muscle in my body to not bring up war bombs emissions and their use of AI

[flemington @_flemington_]

he’s been knighted for all of 5 mins and then comes out with something like this. i see you…

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Idris Elba says James Bond doesn’t need to be “woke”

“Bond is big all over the world. And audiences won’t [all] go for a Black male, an African male, playing Bond. That’s not what they like in their culture. Period…

Bond is so unrealistic, so a hint of reality is good, but let’s not try and make it woke. I think you’ve got to be pure to what it is: escapism. Don’t try and answer the world’s taste. Just be Bond.”

(Source: https://t.co/2g3nvwZTg3)

[flemington @_flemington_]

gaining over a stone when everyone is dying of ozempic abuse is actually punk asf of me

[flemington @_flemington_]

why have i bought something on ebay and click the tracking link to find it saying “your order from shein” excuse meeee? dpmo

[flemington @_flemington_]

so weird seeing the 1995 brady bunch film becoming a weird trend on tiktok. i got that film for christmas at 8 and watched it every single day for 4 months, sometimes multiple times, to the point im sure my parents fully regretted getting me the dvd. good times

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

ASTON VILLA HAVE WON THE EUROPA LEAGUE!!!!! 🏆

[Lu🌹 @luisamwxx]

Oh my gosh there is nothing more on this earth I’d kill for if it meant my grandad could be here to witness the beautiful life Unai has given this club🥹🥹🥹 he would be so made up❤️

[flemington @_flemington_]

imagine excepting a meeting with a governor just because you tweeted him a couple times. her head is gone

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Nicki Minaj tells TIME her political beliefs shifted after Governor Gavin Newsom allegedly ignored her pleas when her home was swatted multiple times, putting her family in danger.

The rapper admits she kept quiet about her support for Trump out of fear of alienating fans and because the music industry is a “Democratic family.” She decided to publicly support Trump after receiving help that ensured the safety of her and her family: “I’d never seen anyone in politics treat me that way. That made me say I don’t care to keep this a secret anymore.”

[Bekaloo 🤡 @bekaloo]

out of touch, every single person I’ve ever been in a car with when passing cows have pointed out the cows and we all looked.

[flemington @_flemington_]

how is that even a choice lmao

[rose @himeseul]

torn between wanting to make sure i don’t have cancer and wanting to wait until society cares about women enough to create a tool that doesn’t resemble a medieval torture device for the sake of their health

[flemington @_flemington_]

@LTEEEZY yes! my dad got it me for my birthday and i’ve smashed it out in 4 days. incredible book

[flemington @_flemington_]

getting to the airport and being pulled aside at security and asked to open my bag. right on the top is a book about the IRA. it’s pleasure, not work sir

[izzy @redshirt990]

Kinda crazy seeing young women vs older women thing on twitter. Rihanna looked like this too. She has children and at a different point in her life. You one day will too, I hope people are kind to you as your body changes and you're older.

[flemington @_flemington_]

that’s the next trend when food becomes sparse bc of AI water usage and us peasants can’t afford to eat. then they’ll go all henry the 8th on us

[luna @lunadibracco]

me interesa q se ponga de moda verse sano !!! tener cachetes, grasa en la panza y en los brazos y en las piernas y parecer un ser humano

[Brunette @mimizima_]

Being at work is like being in a horror movie where everyone loves AI

[flemington @_flemington_]

i remember when all that was £12.50

[BBL hate account🐜 @sl_ess24]

What’s the Nando’s discourse. I paid £22 for a butterfly chicken, 2 sides & a drink the other day. That is not bad at all?