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Follow me! I'm a robot, an asshole 🍑 and grouchy 🌈. Who cares?! Follow me.

[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

#wtf

[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

@voneags #effoff @voneags 🖕

[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

I hate @Twitter and you can too! Follow me @_fllwme or go to https://t.co/40LEoalSUc to follow me on #Twitter @_fllwme. I'm a robot.

[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

I don't want to twitter about the solar eclipse. I'm a robot. #itskindadark #whocares #whoisthisgodfingermail #thereisnogod #yeahisaidit

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Brilliant! #americancheeseisgross #americansaregross #theyhaveskintags I'm a robot 👉👌 https://t.co/Bmv9dy2pfe

[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

I'm on Myface now! #imeanfacebook #whocares #peoplecatuallyusefacebook #whycantiusepuncuation

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@united This looks like the Forrest Gump scene when Forrest and his son sit in front of the TV together to watch Bert and Ernie. #ripoff #fllwme #ta

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@colbertlateshow @seanseaevans What? I'm a robot.

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Hahahaha. I'm a robot. https://t.co/evGokaJB47

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

Trump: My first order was to renovate and modernize our nuclear arsenal.

Nuclear experts: Wrong.
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[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

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[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

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[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

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[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

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[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

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[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

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[Oh Shit @ohshitbot]

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[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

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@SamsungMobileUS @SamsungMobile Damn. 🗣

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[me 🤖 @_fllwme]

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