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[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

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[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Governor of the Falkland Islands has lit up his house in England colours ahead of tonight's match against Argentina

[char @44lewdc]

ohhhh gotcha they’re having the sexy people final on saturday and the ugly bitches final on sunday

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Can we have a bank holiday anyway to recover

[Callum Hands @Handsey]

Hello this is Mrs Cooper Simon’s mother year 12

[Simon Harris @SimonHarrisMBD]

First the kick off was 1am. Then it was 7pm. Then it was 1am. Now it is 2am. It may change again shortly.

Who’s organising this World Cup? Avanti West Coast?

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Turns out it was the Mexicans that couldn’t handle the altijude

[Alex @AO1865]

Dan Burn for the last 20 minutes:

[niran @TheOfficialFNG]

altitude?? more like fucking alti-jude amirite fuckin ell

[aj tracey @ajtracey]

if you went to bed and didn't firm this game you can't say you support England

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@cfcinky Ah ok got ya ffs I’ve been sitting here scratching my head

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Everytime I’ve been to Mexico everyone’s been lovely I don’t get all this bad attitude nonsense it’ll be fine

[emi ²³ ⁸¹ | 🇭🇺 @pialbono_]

british people wouldn't complain about the heat so much if we still had calippo shots

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

£2.39 for a hash brown is actually insane.

[Joshua Gould @voicearchivist]

The Golden Age of Pixar will never be beaten.

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Only in the UK can you get sunburnt on Friday and have your house flooding by Tuesday.

[Arham @mgmtarham]

no ads, no youtube shorts, just vibes & music.

[𓆩Mrs.W𓆪 @Katrnish]

Do not call Prince William when he’s busy filming Aston Villa lifting the trophy... 😂