sarah☼

i'm not gonna sit around here all day like an off-duty ice cream truck driver • tamu former student

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

@LoneStar925 who was the comedy manager guest on the show this morning?

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

we used our 1 hour of power wisely and now have these memories to keep us warm during this next outage

[Zachary @threezacks]

I kid you not; the first thing Laura did when we got power back was play the Black Eyed Peas’ halftime show

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

@sug_knight that’s weird enough to ask for a wellness check or something from the police. give them the story and plate numbers and then your can put it out of your mind

[eric carle @ericcarle]

Happy Valentine's Day!

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

@lazercat20 yes!!! i keep thinking about this

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

@verybritish123 hoard hobbies to fill the emptiness

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

the only downside of dying my hair red is that 90% of my clothes are green so now i'm constantly christmasy :^/

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

In terms of how hard a song title sounds vs how soft the song is, you're not gonna beat Fast Car by Tracy Chapman

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

i frolicked for the first time ever today bruh. y’all ever frolic before???? why no one ever tell me about this

[prance @bocxtop]

bunch of dudes on reddit joined together to raise gamestop's stock price 150% just cuz and u want me to believe the stock market isnt just straight men's astrology

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

@RespectfulMemes banjo, the favorite personal heater @myback_hurts1

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

I want Gorman's poem tattooed on my entire body

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

@teenagedirtmag hahahahaha i think we did, or at least watched it on repeat a bunch together

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

@teenagedirtmag i distinctly remember using the refrain in multiple facebook statuses

[sarah☼ @_flour_child_]

@JesterAvrgGirl imma fight him

[⚔️brodiereed⚔️ @ayobrobro]

I Want Shorter Movies With Uglier Actors Made By Crews Who Are More Diverse and Paid Fairly And I’m Not Kidding.

[Serg @bonehugsnirony]

no. we should not go back to normal. let’s build pyramids and start worshipping cats. it’s time to take our lives back.