Passenger: ma’am I’m a 1st time flyer and I’m so nervous I’m scared something will happen
Me: *too busy doing 50 things and NOT LISTENING*
Me: yes I hope so!!
I can’t even remember what I thought she said! another crew member had to tell me I scared the shit out of her 😅 #sorry
100% sure that these same passengers who tell their kids that it's too early to drink soda are def the ones that ask for the whole can on these 6 AM flights
Had the calmest reaction when I accidentally sprayed alcohol into my eye and just internally accepted that this kind of thing is normal and a part of my daily life
Aaron: when do you come home? dad says the room is a mess bc of the toys
Me:y I'm 24 I don't have toys. Aren't they yours?
Aaron: yeah they're mine. I just wanted to start a conversation.
Me: wat