nik

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your favorite loser’s favorite loser

[nik @_fooly_]

she told me
go to hell
but all dogs
go to heaven

[BUSTER NUT @aguycalledjared]

Too many songs about fucking not enough about jerking off.

[nik @_fooly_]

watched my manager get fired at work today, they took her out back and shot her 83 times.

[۟ @yuandyne]

Oh you kissed her armpit how my foreskin twste

[nik @_fooly_]

the one thing i miss about driving an automatic is scrolling tiktok on the highway

[nik @_fooly_]

gonna start sayin i’m just floppin around instead of rotting away

[nik @_fooly_]

got pressed in a game of cs over my pfp when i couldn’t explain lain or say what the ending is cus it’s been so long i’ve forgotten everything so im rewatching it.
forgive me for my larp

[nik @_fooly_]

sneaking a cheeky super stream while the wife is in the shower

[nik @_fooly_]

@caydeplanet hello Cayde,

please put thiss on a shirt (the front) and sell it on your site https://t.co/os7xeQgdPl, i have already purchased the poster to hang on my wall.

I love you,
Nik

[nik @_fooly_]

does raw denim always have a smell to it when it’s new? these jeans got me dizzy when i wear them

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this is gayer than having sex with a man

[nik @_fooly_]

#mealprep replaced the salad with something easier on the stomach

[nik @_fooly_]

thinking all day at work about playing video games then getting home and watching youtube for 8 hours before going to bed

[MANA @ReptilianHybrid]

One of the best memories I have from my teen years was we had this weed pipe that had basically an infinite amount of resin built up in it so when there was no weed available we’d rip that shit till we threw up

[nik @_fooly_]

watching pro esports and cursing myself that i didn’t get into competition till it was too late, i should’ve had 6000 hours 3 years ago

[shawniis @thislifeinhell]

when a chick put yo wee wee back in yo boxers & pat it 2 times what that mean

[Alex @midsmoker34]

I wish there was a global pandemic from a disease that made you live in the moment

[nik @_fooly_]

being a neet for a year then getting my first full time job has radicalized me more than any american propaganda ever could

[Zasa @LostInTheZas]

first date pro tip: if you go to the bowling alley she will take her shoes off in front of you

[Anime Humor @AnimeJokes]

Who needs #swag when you have #moe!