Stoff

Drunk tweeter of the year. I also kinda like the Chicago Cubs.

[Stoff @_franny]

I always imagined making it on ESPN as an athlete, but this will do. Go Cubs go.

[Stoff @_franny]

@_thekid_11 They gotta give me something to believe in for #LifeAfterBron

[Stoff @_franny]

They don’t need to do shit. They warned all you dumbasses for the past decade

[Fred Guttenberg @fred_guttenberg]

Just a thought for @JoeBiden, @BarackObama, @BillClinton, and George Bush, but today would be a great day for all former living Presidents to go together to Minnesota and to help defend Democracy.

[Stoff @_franny]

Man shut the fuck up tweeting and get off your ass

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.

The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.

[Caleb Williams @CALEBcsw]

❄️🦸🏽‍♂️.
#DABEARS

[Stoff @_franny]

None of you dorks can tell me a fucking thing about Caleb Williams.

[Stoff @_franny]

What a time.

[College Basketball Content @CBBcontent]

They don’t make college guards like this anymore

[Stoff @_franny]

Yall still want to bitch about not drafting Tyler Warren?

[Stoff @_franny]

Shut the fuck up

[ESPN PR @ESPNPR]

YouTube TV customers: A weekend full of must-see sports is underway

Go to https://t.co/qTkbGkpoqe to get ESPN back!

[Stoff @_franny]

@YouTubeTV $20 credit?! Yall ain’t shit

[Stoff @_franny]

I already know he’s gonna commit the dumbest 15-yard penalty on 3rd & long to piss me off in December.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Bears are signing S Chauncey Gardner-Johnson to their active roster after his visit yesterday, per his agents Kevin Conner and Robert Brown of @unisportsmgmt.

Gardner-Johnson now reunites with Bears DC Dennis Allen, who coached him with the New Orleans Saints.

[Stoff @_franny]

I don’t need 6 years, but I need Alex Bregman to be a Cub.

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Contract predictions for Top 20 free agents from Jim Bowden:

1) Kyle Tucker - 10 years / $427 million
2) Kyle Schwarber - 5/160
3) Pete Alonso - 6/182
4) Framber Valdez - 6/190
5) Bo Bichette - 7/189
6) Alex Bregman - 6/182
7) Ranger Suarez - 6/164
8) Dylan Cease - 6/187
9) Tatsuya Imai - 7/154
10) Cody Bellinger - 6/168
11) Zac Gallen - 5/135
12) Munetaka Murakami - 6/160
13) Michael King - 3/75
14) Edwin Diaz - 4/88
15) Robert Suarez - 4/80
16) Shane Bieber - 3/75
17) Josh Naylor - 4/90
18) Kazuma Okamoto - 4/90
19) Eugenio Suarez - 3/72
20) Merrill Kelly - 2/30

[𓋹 @SadeekCreates]

I was here when we debated Rex Grossman & Kyle Orton

I was molded in the darkness

[Stoff @_franny]

@SequelVenom I knew he was good but he’s so fucking good

[Stoff @_franny]

Is Sengun my new favorite player?

[Stoff @_franny]

I already know Marcus Smart gonna piss me off all season 😭

[Stoff @_franny]

Yo the fact that @YouTubeTV doesn’t let you fast forward through shows you recorded anymore is crazyyyyyy. We can’t have shit