eepy

28. born again mentally stable person

[eepy @_fratbro]

GET OFF OF HERE! YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME AND EMBARRASSING YOURSELF

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Thought Mandani had turned the stove up on y’all hoes for a minute

[ㄗastor Ⲧupirani ꝇnsider @fachopxt]

Psicólogos em 1980 quando você dizia pra eles que estava triste:

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

>renames it to the Department of War
>names himself the Secretary of War
>fights one war
>loses

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Young Sheldon’ actor Iain Armitage responds to Clavicular comparisons via Instagram:

“I mog him in this photo”

[Gene Park @GenePark]

the way she sings “light a cigarette” has undone 100 years of making smoking look cool. the most effective anti-smoking campaign ever. i am no longer fiending for a smoke. i am finally free. thank you katy perry.

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

Many people will continue struggling to come to terms with the election results, but there’s still a lot you can do:

1) Be irritable at work
2) Withdraw from people who love you/need you
3) Make an impulsive and self destructive major life decision

[☆ glo ☆ @africanglo]

Shut your bitch ass up

[mau @rllydu]

things im on:
-my bullshit
-that good kush and alcohol
-sum other shit
-the spectrum

[eepy @_fratbro]

*sprints down the highway*
*hijacks a plane*
*dunks on President*
*jumps police barricade*
*parkours several miles*
*climbs onto rooftop*
*fights neighbor feral cat club*
*falls off rooftop*
*kicks down the front door and every door I see*
*gives my bf smooch n cuddles*

[Harry Houthini @2bmrap]

idk if anyone with ocd needs to hear this but THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

you did caused this. what you ate for breakfast yesterday or the shoes you wore last week could have changed EVERYTHING