Аria

will babysit for coffee

[Аria @_freewhelan]

People are shook when I do things last minute but like I was two weeks late to my own birth I don't know why you thought I was stopping now?

[Аria @_freewhelan]

@helloreilly Try your local library! Mine has a “library of objects” that you can borrow like tools and cake pans

[Fiona @FionaSmall]

Donald Trump announces Nadine Coyle as Head of Passport Control

[Аria @_freewhelan]

@helloreilly Why can’t I have a single original experience!? I’m scheduling alll the appointments and filling alllll the PRN prescriptions

[rosie @rosieroot]

pink pony snoopy

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

blocking him isn’t enough i need to watch his hairline recede

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

I am so sorry to the environment but i literally love paper towels

[don @katelosten]

DON’T tell me not to live just sit and putter!

[snowglobe allie (swiftball era) @reckedmaserati]

dominoes cascaded in a line

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

ADHD is a misleading diagnosis. I don't have an attention deficit. My attention span is powerful and unwavering, but it's also feral and ungovernable.

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

if i tell you my head hurts i don’t want you to ask me if i’ve had enough water. i want you to drop to your knees and scream “she doesn’t deserve this!!!” until god puts me out of my misery

[Аria @_freewhelan]

@helloreilly OR you could honestly just throw the skirt over the pants

[Аria @_freewhelan]

@helloreilly They have scrub skirts that are more pencil shape so they don’t fly up and you can layer with knee length bike shorts so you can still get on the floor! “Safety shorts” are the move.

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

i feel like this is the first man who is aware of the fact he is with taylor swift

[R. @midnightstrack2]

“picture me thick as thieves with your ex-wife”

— Taylor Swift

[Addatude @addatude_]

Um girls think about the Roman Empire too (caesar salads)

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

yeah i think about the roman empire daily