Riles

I hate @abby_pegg

[Riles @_frenchjordan]

Wtf kind of algorithm is this

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?"

me:

[trash jones @jzux]

protein popcorn protein pop tart protein pancake. someone take me out back behind the protein barn and shoot me w a protein rifle

[peter @arabatman_]

hello sharks I’m here today asking when will it end

[The Brohioan @TheBrohioan]

Dan Campbell today when asked about playing the Vikings on Sunday said, "This is big boy football. Games like this are why you work so hard. I didn't sleep well last night. I woke up to a childlike figure with glowing red eyes standing at the foot of my bed saying 7 days."

[noah @notnoahneal]

they should let you leave work early if you’re bored & want to go home

[Uncle Bob 🍩 @UncleBob56]

Paper towels are just napkins on the cob.

[Riles @_frenchjordan]

The day of a TSSF album release should be a worldwide holiday.

[Riles @_frenchjordan]

Happy birthday to my best friend. ❤️ Cannot wait to see you walk down the aisle in four months. 😜

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A popcorn seen extremely up close

[📹 urday.macro]

[blink-182 Italia @blink182italia]

That one time blink-182 tried to play “Family Reunion” on MTV 🥰

[Riles @_frenchjordan]

@aaronjayjack @NWSTopeka I think I saw the same one on my way home from work. My view from Manhattan.

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

look between SHUT and THE FUCK UP on your keyboard

[steezy @steezysloth]

TurboTax: does all of this information look accurate to you?

me:

[Riles @_frenchjordan]

@kurtancall @dylan_dethier @ReddersGolf That was the first thing I noticed. Glad I’m not the only one lol.

[jambon @DrPissWizard]

Going to the vet and asking them to put me down

[em @pawnofshame]

huh?!

[Riles @_frenchjordan]

@_wiir_ We’ll be The Death Duo.