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Stonks memes

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Game loading screen tips and trick be like:

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Hulk memes

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7rd old me:is the test hard miss
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Teacher:not for 7yr olds like you
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The test:

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Nobody:
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Guy climbing shard

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Imagine getting jumped by a bunch of Heinz employees and they say:
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Heinz Heinz Beanz beanz heins beanz beanz

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Me:opens up about my aids
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*Everyone I just had and orgy with*

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First guy to get a swollen foot must have been like:

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Cashier: your 8p short
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Me: can you just let me of it’s only 8p
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Cashier: no
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Me: *slides 20 quid to cashier* how about now!

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No words ...

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Me checking my bank account after a night out

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@AlGreeeer That’s what love island is you idiot they want that to happen so they get people watching and hyped up for next episode

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The way Tom repeated what he said to Maura like it was nothing. Played urself mate. Well done
#loveisland

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Who did everyone hate at first and now fucking LOVES ?! #loveisland

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Love Island Producers realising there hasn’t been much sex this year so they just give Maura the hideaway #LoveIsland

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maura running to the hideaway to get some action #LoveIsland

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Twat-a-Bella is chatting shit like she’s been here since day one, shut your bloody gob. #LoveIsland

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we don’t want to see Amy and Curtis one two step let’s see Yewande chuck Ariabatta’s suitcase in the pool #LoveIsland

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Amy explaining her shit date #LoveIsland