born dead 💀

my special interest is tending my grudges • chicago over everything

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

hate him so much that on the day it happens i’ll give all the fatphobia a pass

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

No landlord is using the bulk of your rent money to do repairs on your homes. They are using you as a source of income. You are working to subsidize their lives, buying them new toys and taking them on vacation. They’re parasites.

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

in june of 2020 people were still trying to sanitize cardboard before bringing it into the house, they shouldn’t even have been out to eat

[Praise @tufpraise]

Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

i refuse to unmute that tweet and even knowing these lyrics without actually hearing them is too much

[seneris🪂 @SenerisYt]

Can we please have this back on the timeline for a week straight instead of the Israeli woman singing the "I'm not your toy you stupid goy" song

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

“you’ll be late to your dream job because you can’t put the spicy book down” sounds like the perfect premise to a spicy book unfortunately

[vivien leigh updates @ritagayworths]

i gotta fix my instagram algorithm because what the hell is this

[🦢 @damnidc__]

"If having sex with a girl who is black out drunk considered rape, then almost every man is a rapist."

YOU. ARE. SO. FUCKING. CLOSE. TO. GETTING. THE. POINT. YOU. PUMPKIN. SPICE. SCENTED. TRASH. BAG.

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

woody and the gang get yassified for tiktok content

[Catherine Tinker @catherinetinker]

I would like to see Toy Story examine the world of doll collecting where people will transfer doll heads to more articulated bodies via boiling water

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

sitting across from a group of besties who all clearly hate each other in unique and specific ways. i would pay actual money to see them go on a girls trip together

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

that time the critical role cast dressed goth and convinced alex to dress preppy

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

go ahead and come on back out

[counterparty @DeltaFlat]

Heard someone call West Loop WeLo so I got in the lab

[Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly]

Every place where people live has a culture, no place is devoid of culture.

You're allowed to think your hometown is boring and want to leave it, but the people there do, in fact, have a shared way of life. They're not beneath you

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

bonus for if they have a good [thing they have] and i can say “they have a really good [thing they have]”

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

also: pointing out a place i went one time with someone the people i’m with don’t know and telling them “i went there once with [someone you don’t know]”

[aarøn. @ayroned]

dawg i FUCKIN LOVE pointing at a store and telling people what store used to be there a couple years ago

[Music Box Theatre @musicboxtheatre]

Or you can see it at the Music Box this Saturday at Midnight, where the experience will be enhanced in the same way it has been since 1975 - with audience participation and a real live shadowcast performing in front of the movie.

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

@EricMTerrill1 *reaching up to open my car door like a toddler*

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

i can’t believe we were embarrassed in our own house like this

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Boston bars are reportedly running out of beer as Scottish World Cup fans drink the city dry — with one bar saying “We tripled St. Patrick’s Day.”

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

“enhanced with AI” i think the fuck not

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

never snatched a like back so fast in my life

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW’ will be the next film shown at The Sphere in Las Vegas.

The original 1975 film will be enhanced with AI imagery for the experience.

[born dead 💀 @_future_ghost]

my country chicago

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I always thought America was one country 🇺🇸

But Americans on X keep saying
"Well in MY state it's totally different"

Texas. California. New York. Florida.
It sounds like 50 small countries in a trench coat.

Is that a fair way to think about it?
Please quote-tweet with your state flag! 🙋