maybe : Niko

~Safe Space #1~

[Big Smoke AKA The Best Smelling Nigga in the World @100PercentCocky]

I wanna be real clear when I say this:

I will marry one of yall, nutt in you, wait till you have the baby and trade BOTH of yall for one of these.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Lord, I thank you for my job, but if winning the lottery is in your plans, I am here and ready. Amen.

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

A delusional bitch worst nightmare 🤣

[Symoné B. Beez @SymoneBeez]

Ranking Tech Certifications

[refriedbuttsects @refriedbuttsect]

telling my son the guy fent folding over there never ate his vegetables

[Cantankerous Steve 🚨 @SteveO_Capalot]

Still kicking it with homies from middle n high school really a blessing gotta appreciate it

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

gonna start telling people mid convo "land the plane" when they talkin in circles

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

we got a grown MAN. making 12 year old girls bounce they titties with him and nobody thinks it’s weird. But yall finna call me weird for calling it out.

[maybe : Niko @_fvckniko]

Never play fair in a game where others cheat -Machiavelli

[6 @FREExCROOKS]

Got to hear both sides

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Tua Tagovailoa's first drive as a Falcon

[Jay Cinema @JayCinemaa]

If I owe you a text back imagine what I owe the government

[maybe : Niko @_fvckniko]

That season when football get all the group chats active

[mireia. @heymireia]

El CEO de Google dándose cuenta de que uno de sus propios ingenieros de Cloud se subió a un escenario a construir una app entera con Claude en 26 minutos y acaba de filtrar todo el proceso gratis

[PERVERTBALLMASTER3000 @snqped]

Hitler's spirit is alive and it operates this app called Microsoft Authenticator

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Fuck Teams, fuck Outlook, fuck Zoom, fuck Word, fuck Excel, fuck Adobe too, fuck Constant Contact, fuck icebreakers, fuck KPIs, and fuck core values.

[③ @zurskiii]

A nigga will hit you with the hardest punch you ever felt and somebody gon yell out “let em fight!”
No please call the police actually

[Khalil @MKhaalil]

My God.

[VEEZE @CbfwVeeze]

i be so raw at giving advice whole time i’m telling you what i wish someone told me

[For The Stream @forthestreamx]

“I ain’t impressed by a killa, I’m impressed by a hustler. who’s taking care of his MOTHER & his brother, & his significant other… put his 🥷’s in position, to show em he love em”