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there are many people i would sacrifice for a spice bag and irn bru

[H @_gabe_itch_]

boys say they have an elite sense of humour and then they just say “go back to the kitchen” and use slurs

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

What a mad weekend!

Woke up naked on a stick
LOL

[Jenni @hashjenni]

“I hope this email finds you before I do”

[birv @murderbirv]

i love butter on toast

[spochadóir @spochadoir]

DYE THINK YER FUCKIN SCUUURY YE BIG RED CUNTYEH

[Neski @SteveNeski]

some of the lights

[brog @blondedbs]

snapchat ai’s next story

[alaska ★彡 @onlinegirlie]

this takes me out to this day

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

i’m not “🥺” shy i’m “🧍🏻‍♀️” shy

[lara @laranot_laura]

I tried to order a negroni sbagliato with prosecco at a dive bar and they took me around the back and shot me

[Seán Ó Raghallaigh @RaghallaighJ]

I would like the British to apologise for why I’m writing this tweet in English, why the island of Ireland is partitioned, why the country was nearly entirely depopulated of native forests to build British fleets, and why millions of Irish people fled across the world from them

[diana 🪽 @dirtyydian]

first they give you butterflies then mental health problems