One of my students brought me a muffin she made from cooking class. As I was eating it another student told that I need to learn how to eat healthy foods. I said "I love healthy foods!" To which he responded with "eh, I really don't think so." LOL
If you’re a high school English teacher then I highly suggest holding a mock Salem witch trial and assigning everyone a role. I promise it’s a great time but you’ll most likely end up being the one sensitive to death.
John *after working 14 hours* “I want Taco Bell”
Me *after getting home at 6pm and eating dinner* “well I can’t let you eat alone. I want a Crunchwrap and cheesy fiesta potatoes!”
@tacobell
Three years ago I ran out of the bathroom after I took a shower and yelled to John “THE CMAS ARE ON AND I AM MISSING THEM!” We then turned it on and made it just in time to hear “I Wanna Remember” for the first time ever.
@jordanfisher - are there any shows that you’re NOT going to be in during the first two weeks of your run of Hadestown? I have a track record of buying tickets for shows & then who I am going to see isn’t there lol.
Huge fan for so many reasons & hoping to see you as Orpheus. ☺️
Listening to @HamiltonMusical while at the gym is absolutely the right move until you get to the end and have to fight the tears while listening to the last 3 songs of the show lol
Men’s softball gets intense. I just stared down the second baseman on the other team because he was being an absolute jerk and talking sh!t at my husband. I’m happy to report that he missed a play because of it. 😎
Listen, I desperately wanted to go to the Eras Tour but I’m distraught over the fact that I may not be able to go to #THETOUR when it comes to NJ in December. @jonasbrothers