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#burgertwt #oxfordcomma

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

where is this "licker store" alcoholics keep talking about 👅

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Coworker who 'borrowed' my charger three weeks ago finally responded

[Jesser @silly_Nmd]

we are in a time where memes will die 2 weeks after creation, yet we are still adding kirk to random words.

[Ian ﾉ Mino ✮ spain era 🇪🇸 @timelypreps]

shit is getting heated in babytwt

[Kali @Kali_de_Armas]

guy on the street hollered "you got some nice legs" at me, so i looked back to give him the evil eye. it turned out to be a man in a wheelchair with no legs, and he said, "you never appreciate them untill their gone." Confused, i just said "i hear that" and kept walking.

[ؘ @thesentrim]

genuinely what emotion was rdj trying to convey man 😭😭😭

[tifa ❆ 715+ proofs. genshin hsr zzz wuwa pilot @vodyatsar]

just bricking my account for the love of the game

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 @cavitybun]

coworker asked me if i was a tits or ass man. i told him it depends. other coworker said “well there’s a secret third thing”. i said “is it feet?” and he touched my arm and said “it’s being a ladies man”

[ostonox @ostonox]

"oh no all the avengers are down for the count and new york city is in ruins"

"did somebody say new york"

[zu 🪼 @zuserow]

mind you we wanted this

[swan! #NOTMYROGUE @swanourii]

mfers censoring shit on here like it’s tiktok, BITCH WERE ON TWITTER OMFG

[Premant @premant42]

People are arguing that they won't end up together when they literally have an interdimensional bluetooth connection like that's some soulmate shit

[ken.tang @kentangmon]

puh build odette gini udh bener belom?

[cedes. @c3desm]

okay

[Hayden @arvencain]

Testicular doctor who puts “elite ball knowledge” on his resume

[quel st. james @57princefane]

descobri que duas pessoas tão se pegando pelo letterboxd

[🍀🍵 @bobhealings]

was on my laptop the entire day instead of my phone