Gar

Occasionally thinks of a good tweet. Regularly forgets to tweet it. Forgetfulness is all my own.

[Gar @_garsmith]

Looked at the @Pubinthepark_ email with some excitement but ‘touring the U.K.’ and ‘got you covered’ seem tenuous with all 8 locations somewhere below the M6 😂

[Gar @_garsmith]

@willhunterr Zip yourself up mate

[Gar @_garsmith]

@J_acks0n I thought getting kicked out of bed to hide underneath it only existed in rom-coms until I dated a guy who lived with his grandma

[Gar @_garsmith]

@JamesShorey Tbf, I spent a meagre £20,000 or so attempting two degrees across three unis in two countries, for three years plus a semester in total, and achieved a certificate in higher education for one of those years

[Gar @_garsmith]

@JamesShorey waits for the alt...

[Billie @_BillieBelieves]

When the Oxford vaccine runs out the rest of us get the Durham one

[Gar @_garsmith]

The best Bond woman in the best Bond film #wehaveallthetimeintheworld

[Gar @_garsmith]

Siri can’t understand me trying to set a timer yet will happily have a crack at @BBCRadio2 @sarajcox through my pocket. Fair play.

[Pop Recs CIC @poprecsltd]

Enjoy your caramel latte Karen. Cool mug though.

[Gar @_garsmith]

@jvckriddle ‘Chuck’

[Jim Bell @JimMinusWilson]

So, am I allowed to go and see Jackie?

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

What the nation was looking for this evening was clarity and consensus.

The truth is, the Prime Minister’s statement raises more questions than it answers.

Those questions need answering if the public is going to have confidence in what happens next.

[Gar @_garsmith]

@rankamateur Don’t put yourself down... personally I’m enjoying seeing what you’re doing with your herb delivery!

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

While Toilet Duck and Dettol are trending, here's a reminder of the word 'ultracrepidarian': one who consistently offers opinions and advice on subjects way beyond their understanding.

[Gar @_garsmith]

Iconic

[Gar @_garsmith]

Connery’s era has not aged well, but let’s not forget the first Bond Woman to whoop his ass before the scriptwriter had his way #ripHonorBlackman

[Gar @_garsmith]

@benh96 Furloughed from two jobs club here

[Gar @_garsmith]

@CallumMichaelK Alex bought me this for my birthday, it’s in the pile to come