El Solo Hobo

Born to kvetch. Cat lover. Winging the shit out of motherhood. Forever and always too much.

[El Solo Hobo @_gathoni_]

@KenyaPower_Care BS. We still have no power. 14286445532

[El Solo Hobo @_gathoni_]

@Wamatangi_ Oh, please! We keep losing power in the area past Matangi. Your "Make Kiambu Great Again" team (SO ORIGINAL BTW) has left the road SO dusty, excavating shit from the ditches every day and taking their sweet time to get it off the road. Soko pia haijawahi maliziwa.

[📦🛠👷🏻‍♂️Sean Larkin @TheLarkInn]

Sweet mother of god it’s so readable I could cry.

[El Solo Hobo @_gathoni_]

@KenyaPower_Care We still have no power almost 10 hours later. 14286445532

[El Solo Hobo @_gathoni_]

@KenyaPower_Care We once again have no power in the evening. We are still bearing with you, obviously. 14286445532

[El Solo Hobo @_gathoni_]

@KenyaPower_Care We lost power over 2 hours ago, and it's still not back on. In fact, we've lost power every day since your planned maintenance on the 12th of this month. 14286445532

[Dr. Riziki🌜👩🏽‍⚕️🧘🏽‍♀️ @_mpekethu_]

Daily reminder to pay your mamafua and casual workers on time. I hate this, “si ni mia tatu tu, mbona anashinda amenipigia” mentality. 500 bob to you equals clean clothes. For her it’s three meals for her family. Usikuwe mtu bladifackin.

[El Solo Hobo @_gathoni_]

@KenyaPower_Care We once again have no power. It came back on this morning, and has gone off at 8 p.m.

[El Solo Hobo @_gathoni_]

@KenyaPower_Care no power since 8:30 p.m. 14286445532

[𝜗℘ @lacedli]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[Eric Muriuki @Benign_Overlord]

Amejaribu kutumaliza kutumia police na overtaxation, sasa ameamua aandike na punctuation mbaya tusome tushindwe kupumua tukufe

[Odumbe 'Deep State' Kute @IOdumbeKute]

And as sure as the night follows day, they've forgotten about Ebola and focused on their real objective

[Big Tee @societyhatestee]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep.

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

what a masterpiece

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

If we apologized to children more, we would have more adults that accept accountability for their actions.

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

What separates "Ruto" from "tour" is simply the order of the letters.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

That loud whistle people do with their fingers in their mouths.

[blue @bluewmist]

I'm finally reading Dune. This quote, which is in the first few pages, hits hard:

"Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them."

[27. @dimvji]

you just have to get really good at continuing

[Jomba @mwabilimwagodi2]

Its like you are running a countdown to our first Ebola case.