•Hoodie Ratt•

Low Key | Artist | Silent Killer | Faded | Some kind of dope | Lone Wolf | L.O.X. Die hard

[•Hoodie Ratt• @_gazz__]

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[Muzami @noah_muhindi]

Umekaa tu unafikiria retirement benefits GenZ anakuuliza "Bag ni ya nini", buana who is coming up with all these stupid challenges?😂

[RIP23 @23kari__]

Raising Kanen a good show. But him killing his whole family weak… tryna kill his mom.. killed juke & his son. His 2 uncles. This ain’t even no gangsta shit. Bruh a psycho mental health patient. Nigga ain’t killing no opps, just his family.

[Mhlonishwa @Tayo_555]

I used to think women were good people who could do no wrong.

[Okong' Okuna @XivTroy]

For some reason, I have never looked at these things & felt that I was missing out. I have my small joys that mean a lot to me. I recently discovered an eatery that grills marinated chicken necks. Sells them at 30 bob each. I cannot tell you the profound joy those necks bring me.

I pick almost 20 at a go. I Keep them in the fridge. And I can't wait to get home. Everytime To prep some ugali. And get to work. I didn't sleep at home yesterday because of some work commitments, and all I can think about even this morning,at 5 am, is what I will do when I finally get my hands on those grilled, juicy chicken necks. I'll probably sing a hymn. Like I did last time. Probably do a little dance.

That side of Nairobi may never get to experience the joy of a juicy, grilled chicken neck with a bowl of steaming ugali, and salad. When you are finally alone, without the cameras, and it just feels right. Complete. Alive.

[•Hoodie Ratt• @_gazz__]

I have an idea..how about we just collectively decide to ignore rage baiters altogether & see what happens. Since most of us are able to detect rage bait tweets. Like, tuzilenge tu na tumove on. Tuone who will engage them.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

Man arrested after ‘dressing as Grim Reaper’ at hospital and staring at patients https://t.co/UhdjNsDfbC

[Victor Baez | Club Ambition @itsavibe]

Joe Budden officially launches his new podcast / true crime show in partnership with Dick Wolf📍

"Crime In America"

Episode 1 out next week August 11th

new episodes every Tuesday

[•Hoodie Ratt• @_gazz__]

14??? Damn.

[RNB RADAR @rnbradar]

31 years ago today, a 14-year-old Monica released 'Before You Walk Out of My Life,' which climbed for a record 25 weeks before hitting No.1 on the R&B chart.

[Pejuola 🗣️ @Pejuola_a]

“My intention is to grow with the company”

receives a job with a higher pay:

[•Hoodie Ratt• @_gazz__]

Dude voluntarily risked his life twice in a span of minutes to avoid paying a fine. That situational awareness y'all are talking about angeitumia kuvukia kwa footbridge, smh.

[The Nairobi Times @TheNairobiTimez]

A man ignored a footbridge to cross a busy road but quickly turned back after spotting a traffic police officer pursuing him.

[•Hoodie Ratt• @_gazz__]

We're really 4 months away from the end of 2026. S/O to time for waiting for no man.

[Ƙŵɓñ🦅 @akokc_dark0]

Me watching someone break something I broke earlier but temporarily fixed:

[BIG FONKY @MsClassyIfNasty]

I remember Jacques bm was on Shaderoom crying cus he was on tour with Dej Loaf so I said “she crying over two studs”. Man his ppls was threatening to beat my ass for weeks. One wrote me a few months ago and said “I ain’t forgot hoe” 😭😭😂😂

[CallUnc @Callunc]

When the waitress who said they'll be right back with yo sauce, is walking around the restaurant living her best life 🤨

[•Hoodie Ratt• @_gazz__]

@MissLetoyia It's been missing for years now. I don't know what yet, but I have to do something.

[•Hoodie Ratt• @_gazz__]

I really need to get my spark back.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

😂😂😂😂😂

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

2 days later...
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[atupid fat cunt @ribfragment]

you twitter bitches and your gifs bro