creole coochie

old but not that old

[creole coochie @_gemini_moon]

😈🖤

[creole coochie @_gemini_moon]

I was rushing my 3yo to the bathroom at the zoo and he stopped, fists at his side, and yelled “BE PATIENT WITH ME!!” I have never been so humbled

[emily may @emilykmay]

i just did the overstimulated mom "WHAT?????" to my 3yo and he yelled back "MOMMY YOU NEED TO TALK TO ME GENTLY!!!!!!"

[Benny Boy @Camel_Crushin]

Just cut off a student driver. Welcome to the real world, bitch!

[creole coochie @_gemini_moon]

New set 🖤👻

[creole coochie @_gemini_moon]

My reserved spot at work ☺️🥰

[creole coochie @_gemini_moon]

Finally got a Friday the 13th tattoo 🖤

[Jessica @YFanGirlJ]

My child BROKE HIS FINGER at school today & I asked the nurse if I could verbally give permission to give him ibuprofen to help the swelling go down & she said, no, they aren't allowed to give him any meds but then I picked him up and he was a girl, I couldn't believe it

[creole coochie @_gemini_moon]

Just a two pound troublemaker 🖤

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes . they were jealous of me

[laura ⚔️ @LauraFlowD]

@JoshuaLisec 5,000 years ago we’d have built temples in her name - Ilona instead of Athena

[creole coochie @_gemini_moon]

@XQueensBandit SUCH a baby

[creole coochie @_gemini_moon]

“You’re not a baby but you’re my baby”
My 3yo: “I NOT a baby. I’m a tiny big kid!”

[creole coochie @_gemini_moon]

Just ordered Instacart and the guy had to have been smoking with my shit in the front seat cause all the bags and now my house smell like a fucking ashtray 🤢