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[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

@hey_amanduhh @FilmUpdates 😍🤤

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

@hey_amanduhh Yes!!!!!! I am SO happy for you! You deserve this so much 🩵💖

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

@hey_amanduhh PREACH! Actual heaven on Earth

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

Just trying to sell my furniture and I get scammed by hackers. This is why we can’t have nice things and I have panic attacks

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

Hot take: it doesn’t matter how attract you are, if you’re wearing all nude you look like a potato🥔

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

I forgot the OG zaddy energy served by Richard Gere

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

@hey_amanduhh @ThePopTingz @TheBiancaDelRio @RuPaulsDragRace @j00liebingaling 👏👏👏

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

Currently getting a roof rack installed on my car and the shop is playing pour some sugar on me and I’m immediately transported to one night in college when I pole danced to this song after 3 phi sig sodas. Going to hide under a rock now

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

@bodybymasa The joy one of these would bring me as a kid!!

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

I guess stealing donations is @elonmusk solution to Twitters profitability problem. Some how not remotely surprised, seems on brand for Elon.

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

NEW: Twitter hasn��t paid thousands of dollars in charitable donations that employees made in 2022, around the time of the acquisition. The money was taken out of employee paychecks but never reached the organizations. Benevity, the third-party platform that is used to facilitate the payments, told employees Twitter hasn’t yet approved the payments. After I started asking around about this yesterday Twitter said it is “actively working” to get the money to the NGOs.

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

When you’re #1 errand buddy moves and now you have no errand buddy and now have 8 months of shit to do 🫠🥲

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

@hey_amanduhh The letters!! You nailed it!

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

If I could have one wish I’d love to be placed in a medically induced coma for a week

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

@hey_amanduhh Stealing this

[Trae Crowder @traecrowder]

ON TENNESSEE BANNING DRAG SHOWS

[Kenshiro Kasumi Guts Huey Freeman𒉭 @KenshiroHuey]

Bob Marley was once asked if there was a perfect woman. He replies: Who cares about perfection? Even the moon is not perfect, it is full of craters. The sea is incredibly beautiful but salty and dark in the depths. The sky is always infinite, but often cloudy. So, everything that is beautiful isn't perfect, it's special. Therefore, every woman can be special to someone. Stop being "perfect", but try to be free and live, doing what you love, not wanting to impress others. I just love this!

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

One positive thing about Covid is I am truly catching up on some great movies and rewatching favorites

[Nabil Brent Remadna KXAN @RemadnaKXAN]

Cars peeling out and drifting at Lamar and Barton Springs tonight. My buddy just sent me this video. Did anyone else get video? Send to @KXAN_News

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

@hey_amanduhh RIP, she was a real one

[zehava Aslan @_genuinity]

I know you can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed but can you ever just be whelmed?
-Gabrielle Union, 10 things I hate about you

The greatest question of our time, still yet to be answered