George Busi

[George Busi @_georgebusi_]

we are all aliens on the fishes planet

[Umir Irfan @umirf1]

Hot take but this is excellent commentary from both 😂

[Scott Saunders @__scottsaunders]

Might as well not have a goalkeeper at this point

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

This is in response to a banner which reads:

“STOP KILLING CHILDREN
STOP KILLING CIVILIANS”

[Leyla Hamed @leylahamed]

UEFA didn’t even mention Israel today — just said “please don’t kill kids and civilians” — and Israelis are already having meltdowns online.

That’s guilt.

[∞ @TheFalseNein]

Nah the cameraman that specifically looks for kids crying is the funniest man in football

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Jamie Vardy is bowing out just as you’d expect him to. 😂

[Jon Denton @JonDenton]

The number one record in the US is a jam about the world’s biggest rapper being a nonce.

…which is what I say when people ask me who won.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

This is how I sounded to the instructor in my French language exam

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

Hope Omar Berrada is a massive grass…

[R8 🚜🌾 @Nabyllionaire]

Footballers looking for January moves the year of an international tournament is their equivalent of only revising the night before a test

[HarryLawson @harry_lawson7]

“brudda”

[Luke Dutch @LukeDutchh]

This reminds me of a scene straight out of The Boys

[BIGMEM12 @BIGMEM12]

He made em do a High-five😭☠️

[Hayley✨ @hayleysoen]

I can’t get past thinking Bad Bunny looks like this guy from Benidorm

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

You missed an open goal son give Ross kemp a break

[Oliver @olivyrr]

I laughed because did anyone ever hear about this “metric” until it became associated with Man United?

[🇻🇦 @s6788_]

-4° looks like a sad cunt takin a shite lol

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Luka made this pass THROUGH LeBron's legs 😳 https://t.co/u2MCnYWrYX