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[liz @_getSLIZZY]

@John60940723 @ryanmerritt1 @B_Sommermann You’re right he is!!

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

If they banned tik tok how tf ima cook

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

I feel like men would golf in their sleep if they could

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

Sweatshirt weather my simp senses are tingling

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

The walk from broad line to my apartment at 11:30pm feels like a suicide mission

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

Why is boys watching sports such an ick

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

I’m a yes girl today

[clintoris @clintoris]

I do not want to BeReal I want to BeCunt

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

He didn’t answer literally one of your texts? Block 🫶🏻

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

Please let me ghost you in peace

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

This summer was all fun and games until every single one of my friends got wifed up and I did not

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

My party trick is times tables

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

The good thing about vodka waters is that they’re chugable the bad thing about vodka waters is that they’re chugable

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

I held a full drink above a random man at the bar and said either you move or I pour your choice

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

@jennseibs Awww luv him 🫶🏻

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

Never have I ever met a Leo that I wasn’t sexually attracted to love u guys 🫶🏻

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

@jennseibs That’s like asking me to pick my favorite platinum doll impossible

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

Why do all men have a stroke when trying to order a Starbucks drink

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

I was talking to a guy last night and he said “sorry I only like girls with boyfriends”

[liz @_getSLIZZY]

Devastating day for females. The men must buy all drinks tonight