Kelly

superstitious, hyperrealist. she/her.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

Unless you're talking about lemonade the drink then I really really don't care

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

Today I got my first ever cavity filled and it’s election night so it’s safe to say I am UNWELL

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

All of the bad things and destruction that AI will inevitably bring into the world is worth it because we have Girly Girl Productions.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

See how they go to work every day? Very demure. Very considerate. They don’t have a drug problem. They’re not eating pets out of anyone’s yard. Very mindful.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

New story about the Haitians in Springfield, OH, where the cat hoax originated. CEO of McGregor Metal: “I wish I had 30 more. Our Haitians come to work every day. They don’t have a drug problem. They’ll stay at their machine. That’s a stark difference from what we’re used to.”

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

Yeah we do have "after birth" executions they're called school shootings.

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

why is the debate at night time. let’s get this thing started at 4pm. i don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

@jayCfraser Burger King

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

the movie theater is my favorite restaurant

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

about to start true crime podcast investigating all of WAPAs corruption.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

what do you mean it isn’t called a ferry-go-round??

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

@RecliningPanda @aYaKi_blade The same thing happened to my dog once! We took her to the vet and they gave her charcoal and told us “we should teach her something today because she’s very focused right now” 😂

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

The end of an era - RIP to the iPhone 1. You will be missed.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

It just looks like they’re blinking SOS signals to their friends outside.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

somehow lightning bugs keep getting inside my house and I can’t catch them to get them out so they just fly around blinking helplessly and if you wanted to know why I’m crying this Friday night, it’s because of this.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

I had a really bad day yesterday and my stepmom sent me a cute Instagram video (out of the blue) and I’m just so lucky I got one of the good ones

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

Today my dad sent me a cat meme on Instagram for the first time and I just feel like it deserves to be documented.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

@BowTiedGatorDDS I went to a dentist who did a free initial exam, cleaning, and set of X-rays. They said I had 6 cavities but I didn’t have insurance to get them fixed so I didn’t. I just went to the dentist last month after 7 years and they said I have 0.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it's another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY - SO MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
FOXES?! -SWIPER NO SWIPING.
ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

This week I’ve gotten to talk to three of the people I love the most from MA and my heart is full.

[Kelly @_ghostbird]

@sarinaseaaa My family’s mechanic growing up had a shop cat who was a girl and her name was Uncle John and I thought that was the greatest thing I’ve ever heard. Cats don’t know or care, why should we?