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[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: Hawaiian Electric installs first Tesla batteries for Maui’s largest standalone storage system.

The utility installed 6 Tesla Megapacks. The full project will have 54 units providing 160 MWh of energy storage strengthening Maui’s grid & supporting more renewable energy.

[Eva McMillan ♥️ @EvasTeslaSPlaid]

Made in America! 🇺🇸 @Tesla

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: Elon Musk on Chinese President Xi Jinping in his new interview with CCTV Finance:

“He seems like a great leader. Under his tenure, China has prospered immensely. I've seen it firsthand. If you visit China and you see the amount of progress that happens from one year to the next, or even within a year, it's very visible. Like, you can see the new buildings, the new infrastructure.

And it's also obvious to see that just walking around the streets, the increased prosperity of the average Chinese citizen has increased tremendously. All that seems happened under President Xi's, you know, while he's been the leader of China. So he's clearly done an excellent job and is very capable.”

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: First Lady Melania Trump thanked @Starlink & other partners for empowering children with access to technology worldwide.

Starlink is one of seven new tech partners supporting her Fostering the Future Together initiative which now unites 57 nations to empower children.

[Stellarix @Stellarixorine]

How a Rocket 🚀 Engine Actually Works?

[MUSK UPDATES FANS X @_gik9]

BREAKING: Elon Musk just announce D.O.G.E will launch an investigation into federal employees with unusually high net worth despite modest salaries. Do you fully support this?
A.YES
N. NO?

[DogeDesigner @cb_doge]

BREAKING: SpaceX secures another major Starship deal.

Exolaunch has booked a 2029 Starfall mission on Starship to carry pharma, biotech and advanced-material research into microgravity and safely back to Earth.

The Starship era is getting closer with every new deal.

[Stellarix @Stellarixorine]

🚀🌎 SpaceX is planning something enormous in Louisiana.

The proposed Starbase Louisiana complex on Pecan Island is planned as a massive Starship-focused spaceport, with construction targeted to begin in 2027 and first launches targeted for 2029.

The long-term vision is even bigger: dramatically increasing Starship launch cadence to support satellite deployment, lunar missions, and eventually Mars.

From one launch site to an entire launch ecosystem. The Starship era is scaling up. 🔥🚀

[MUSK UPDATES FANS X @_gik9]

Most people just ask for money when they meet a wealthy person
Do you think that's the right thing to do?

[MUSK UPDATES FANS X @_gik9]

Elon Musk Raises a Powerful Question About
Respect for the American Flag
Do you Respect our flag?
A YES
B. NO

[Stellarix @Stellarixorine]

Booster 21 Fires Up All Engines.
Feel the power 😀💪

[MUSK UPDATES FANS X @_gik9]

What do you need now?

[X Ethan @XEthanai]

Elon Musk has spoken emotionally about his relationship with his child and how deeply the experience affected him.

He said the experience led him to vow to fight what he calls the “woke mind virus,” saying he believes progress is being made.

A deeply personal statement that continues to spark strong reactions.

[MUSK UPDATES FANS X @_gik9]

Have you ever met someone famous in real life?
Yes
No

[MUSK UPDATES FANS X @_gik9]

Your life can change completely when you stop waiting for the perfect moment and start making the most of the moment you already have.

[Alexs James @Alexs_jame]

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump says his relationship with Elon Musk appears to be over, warning that Elon will face serious consequences if he funds the Democrats.

[Optimus @Optimus_RH]

Good Morning Humans

Rise and Grind

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

We wouldn’t have the free speech we have online today without Elon Musk.

He bought Twitter, turned it into X, and now it’s the greatest platform on Earth.

Meanwhile Facebook, YouTube, TikTok and Instagram have been censoring conservatives since 2016, and nothing has really changed.

Elon went the other direction, and X has blown past them with stuff they probably never even imagined doing.

So spare me the hypocrisy.

Y’all can enjoy Facebook and whatever propaganda your masters feed you.

I’m sticking with X.

[Alexs James @Alexs_jame]

BREAKING: Elon Musk, Shivon Zilis and Jeff Bezos spotted at the candlelight dinner hosted by President Trump.