✨kenz 🌺

im emo and cant do eyeliner

[Watermelon_Sir @Watermelon1Sir]

They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.

[big dog you are mother i mean they @finelylesberg]

both losing and gaining weight suck because you have to buy new pants which is the worst thing that can happen to a person

[adelaide ✦⋆ @lowkeyylavish]

this is a big day for people who watched too much youtube in 2016

[Azu! ❄️🇵🇸 @AzuGleam]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE ESCAPED TO NEW JERSEY I LIVE HERE BRO GO AWAY

[chris 🎃 @chrisisdada]

i love michelle visages fashion journey from stereotypical jersey mom to nonbinary joan jett impersonator

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

i don’t consume copaganda. closest i get is law and order svu but they aren’t cops they’re members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit

[vi ୨ৎ @bearberryvee]

my birthday’s soon i’m thinking about those cakes you used to get when you were younger we should all get these again

[BNFP (bronwyn newport fan page) @avamaxxinista]

Ru Paul went bald first so it only made sense that it trickled down to the other Pauls

[Brunch Davidians @the_halfdane]

the fact that this is only the 1st Kirkiversary really illuminates how long this fucking year has been

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

babe are u ok you’ve hardly touched ur GAS PEDAL THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT IS 65 WHY THE FUCK ARE U GOING 50

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

this is gonna be the first year that razor blades in halloween candy isn’t an unhinged conspiracy theory

[Chris @citehchris]

they always manage to find a picture of him looking like the food thats been recalled

[bekah🐾 @bpfeiffs]

every pic I see I’m like yeah that’s Sabrina’s muse 109%

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Tennessee Governor Bill Lee and officials announced a partnership to rename Nashville International Airport in honor of Dolly Parton.

[BookerVT || 🔍🐶 @Booker_VT]

Three beloved celebrities pass in three days and now a blood moon - this is textbook ill omens. Our crops will be low this year

[🔪 audra/quinn❓ @carouselshotgun]

i will punt that little freak liberty biberty into the fucking sun

[Covie @covie_93]

-It is still Lake Ontario
-It is still the Gulf of Mexico
-It is still the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.
-He is still a pedophile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[bogie (•̀ᴗ•́)و- 🇪🇸 @ambugutron]

everyone is saying what a hard week it is to be a gay person or a theatre kid... can you imagine being a muppet rn