Slutté Marie

It should take 45 minutes, I'm done in 10. Stick that up your dojo.

[Jenny Symmons @jenny_symmons]

ANNOUNCEMENT

Today I reported to No.10 to confirm my willingness to enter the leadership election and become #PrimeMinister ☺️✊

I was turned away at the door and asked to leave.

Thank you to the brave police officers who keep us safe and escorted me off the premises 🙏

[_shaunmiller_ @_shaunmiller_]

Luke litter: “trust me I’m not bothered”

Also Luke Littler

[Slutté Marie @_gmlah]

@jenny_symmons

[Jenny Symmons @jenny_symmons]

Look at him with his little game… so cute💕 But there is a time and a place and right now he should be focussing on the football match.

[Slutté Marie @_gmlah]

quite sure i saw on the news recently that theres a record number of pets been given up atm - honestly the tone of the emails my friend has received from @JerryGreenDogs im not surprised

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Mind blown.

[Slutté Marie @_gmlah]

odd take on the morning after pill being free… an abortion will cost the taxpayer more than £30??? or am i right in thinking your goal here is actually just punishing women

[Michael Robinson @MJRobinson1571]

@PolitlcsUK @kateferguson4 Should taxpayers really be forced to cover the cost of people avoiding the consequences of their own choices? It’s essentially the government encouraging irresponsibility.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Slutté Marie @_gmlah]

people think martin is attractive?

[luke @startturntable]

Do not join #EastEnders if you are attractive YOU WILL BE KILLED OFF

[Matt @matthewgordonn]

@LorraineKWatch Thank you for everything, ma'am.

[Slutté Marie @_gmlah]

i am howling at this

[Jack @bosdovja92]

@LorraineKWatch Can’t you just hand the account over to someone who doesn’t mind?

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

The most-bought Tesco meal deal snack going from McCoys crisps the last two years to the boiled egg pot in 2024 couldn’t be a clearer sign that Britain is in the most rapid period of decline ever

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Lovely to know that viewers of #TheTraitors have donated as much as Alexander would have won.

[Luke Tryl @LukeTryl]

The Traitors a good example of how despite the many strengths of Netflix and co they can’t come close to creating the national discourse moments, the WhatsApp group chats, next day in the office discussions that live TV, and in particular the BBC, do so well.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Surely a dumpable offence?

[Maisie @maisier1616]

Why does every single person think they’re the main character ‘I don’t know why I’m still here’ well some of you have to be?????? #TheTraitors

[MrsS @mrssowden1]

Can’t believe they actually thought the producers had properly buried someone alive and started digging, no wander Linda’s made it this far. They’re idiots #TraitorsUK #Traitors

[Dan Ellis @dgellis0907]

Feathers McGraw made a cameo appearance in #TheTraitors

[Alex @alexr_241]

Anna acting like she’s been stuck in the coffin for a week, Freddie doing front flips for no reason, Fozia being killed in the most dramatic way and Linda saying get over it. I am obsessed #TheTraitors