Thomas the Shank Engine

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

Oops woke up with a fat ass and an undying love for lord of the rings again

[‎➳ ⋆.𖥔 𝘚𝘦𝘳 𝘌𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘦 @gildfae]

The older I get the more I understand why Bilbo just fucking left his own birthday party.

[senpai @Senpaisaysbye]

I genuinely don’t understand how we are supposed to casually process that a glacier literally collapsed in Nepal, erasing 19 bridges and killing over 600 people, because the planet is too hot. And instead of stopping it, billionaires are building more data centres. It is completely psychotic.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Yes, in fact, I do think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.

[Andrew J. Salazar @AndrewJ626]

Not to be the friend who’s too woke but I think we’ve genuinely lost the plot here.

[Thomas the Shank Engine @_gn647]

@autocorrect2_0 @BiaKing93 @beyoncegarden You're not going to sway anyone's opinion. Have fun getting on your knees for your Sky Daddy.

[Thomas the Shank Engine @_gn647]

@eumesmooo__ Every tweet I make 🤣

[Thomas the Shank Engine @_gn647]

@statictheory 20

[Thomas the Shank Engine @_gn647]

@autocorrect2_0 @beyoncegarden Like the ones that teach their kid a big man in the sky will make sure they burn for all eternity if they don't follow a made up book?

[Swifties HQ @SwiftiesHQs]

thank god taylor didn't release this as a pre release single because nothing will ever beat the feeling of staying up all night for midnights and hearing this masterpiece as the album's opening track

[𝚃𝚍𝚍𝚢 @popup_tddy]

I hate when people in movies take two drags of a cigarette and then put it out, like damn there are cigaretteless children in Africa

[Daisy @DaizyZeeX]

The fact that women can have their nudes leaked and have their whole career go down the drain, but men can have a full-blown rape allegation and still end up as president? Yeah, I don’t wanna hear a single person argue that gender inequality doesn’t exist.

[Alf @auf]

Obrigado, Sam Neill, por olhar pra uma paisagem vazia com tanta emoção que me fez acreditar, naquela sala escura de cinema em 1993, que dinossauros eram reais

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I came across a theory that AI is starting to make more mistakes because the internet is increasingly polluted with AI slop. The idea of AI cannibalising itself into obscurity is one of my favourite things ever. I hope it is true and I hope it becomes impossible to fix.

[🪽 @ghoulhag]

straight men: orgasm
gay men: orgasm
lesbians: orgasm
straight women: honestly it’s no big deal i’m just here for the cuddles i don’t mind it’s okay that i don’t orgasm sex is sex 😭❤️ we’re all trying our best it’s not his fault

[Thomas the Shank Engine @_gn647]

@x__Tears__x You get cancer

[Rae @ragefighthouse]

I’m an immigrant who’s lived and worked in the UK for 16 years. I have a North American accent and I’m white.

I’ve never once been told to ‘go back’ to my ‘shithole country’ or to ‘stop stealing jobs from British people’.

You’re not concerned about immigration. You’re racist.

[ninaaaa ☆ @cosmoninaut]

i am whatever the opposite of a cinephile is i love stupid movies I love rewatching them a million times i love never having seen the godfather

[contu @cxckneygirl]

“I heard you like magic, I've got a wand and a rabbit”

[jezz @JezziiB]

I had a horrendous miscarriage. I was shattered. Grieving. Broken.
And then I drove my best friend a few weeks later and sat in the parking lot while she got her abortion and read my book.
Why?
Because it’s not my body. Her abortion had 0 effect on me at all.
Grow the fuck up and quit policing other people’s body.